I threw myself into skating practice for the next couple of weeks, partly because I needed the training but also because it gave me a handy excuse to avoid my family. After Rachel went back to school, my parents started speaking to me again, but it was that strained kind of talk full of things we weren’t saying. Derby was the ideal distraction, and it made me feel more like my old self than I had in ages. Words were cheap; my family would understand once they saw me in action.
With that motivation in mind, I skated even harder, working out every day. Kyle wasn’t fully on board with the derby thing either, but he didn’t protest too much as long as I didn’t go airborne, so we spent some much-needed time together at the skate park. At first, I couldn’t skate for more than a few minutes without stopping, but it got better. I’d always been naturally athletic, and I had to concede that maybe I wasn’t quite as out of shape as I’d thought. I was good with speed drills and plow stops—anything that required short bursts of energy—but my endurance was still pretty crappy. I tried not to let it get me down. I’d made a lot of progress, and I was determined that it would be enough. The derby team manager would have to see my potential; I’d only get better as I got stronger. And best yet, skating gave me that feeling of elation I hadn’t recaptured in freerunning—probably because I was still too scared to try it again.
By the day of the tryouts, my toes were shredded from all the practice. My feet weren’t used to the rough treatment anymore. It would take a while before I built up calluses again.
I’d just finished bandaging my feet when Darcy rang the bell. The moment I opened the door, she leapt into the car like we were twenty minutes late, but I knew we were early, so I followed at a more sedate pace. By the time I closed the car door, she was revving the engine and squirming in anticipation.
“Are you ready?” she chattered. “Yeah, you’re ready. Okay, let’s go! This is so exciting that I could totally throw up.”
“I’m not so sure about the puking, but yeah, I’m psyched. I’ve been practicing ever since you told me about tryouts.”
“So, what position do you think you’ll get at first? I was telling my mom that I was worried I’d be a blocker, and she was all, ‘What’s a blocker?’ Which seems pretty obvious, right? Like, a blocker is a person who blocks, duh. So then I was telling her that the jammers score all the points, and she’s all, ‘Then why don’t they call them scorers?’ ” She snorted. “Moms.”
“Well, she does have a point.”
“And then she kept asking what kind of ball we use. I’m like, ‘Mom, there is no ball,’ but she still didn’t get it. I tried to explain the rules, like, five times.”
“It’s not like they’re complicated. Tell her the jammer scores points by passing players from the other team. The blockers try to help their jammer and block the other team’s jammer. It’s not rocket science.”
“Dude, can you write that down for my mom? Because she just wasn’t vibing me at all.”
“Sure, I guess.”
She paused thoughtfully. “I want to be a jammer so bad. I’ll cry if I don’t get to be one. I’m meant to score lots of points. I’m not a defensive kind of girl.”
“Then you should give it a shot. It’s worth a try, right?”
“Right. What about you? You’d make a really good jammer.”
“I hadn’t really thought about it. I just want to play.”
“Well, you should think about it. Because they’ll ask you what position you want, and then you won’t know what to say, which would be really embarrassing, you know? But then you could tell them you just got out of the hospital and they’d understand. Not that I think you should use that as an excuse or anything, or that you need to. Gosh, I wasn’t saying that at all. You’re not offended, are you?”
Darcy’s eyes rolled like she was a nervous horse, and the car swerved as she waited breathlessly for a response. The tires scraped against the curb, a long, drawn-out squeal that made me wince.
“Hey, it’s okay. I’m used to it,” I said hastily, watching a fire hydrant grow inexorably closer to the passenger-side door. “Um …”
“Oh, good.”
The car veered back onto the road, passing so close to the hydrant that I could have rolled down the window and touched it with my hand. Darcy just kept on going as if this kind of vehicular near-death experience were commonplace.
“So are you renting skates or did you buy some already?” I asked, white-knuckling the armrest. I was used to Rachel’s speeding, but she wasn’t overly dangerous. I’d defied death enough lately, thank you very much.
“Renting. I already picked out the skates I want, though. Most of them are so totally lacking in style, but I found a hot-pink pair that’s cool. I love pink, just like the color you’ve got on your head. Is it a tattoo?”
“Not a tattoo,” I mumbled, covering my hands with my face. Darcy’s driving was scarier than a spinal tap.
The car skidded into the parking lot of the Skate Lake, one of the few indoor rinks that hadn’t gone out of business yet. We had plenty of outdoor skate parks in town, but only one indoor track. It made most of its money from Mackinaw’s derby leagues. Both the junior and senior teams held their practices there. Bouts were held at the university convention center; they almost always sold out, especially during the spring, when all the tourists rolled into town. Nothing says “family vacation” more than watching a bunch of girls on wheels beat the crap out of each other.
When we pulled into a spot next to a rusted-out El Camino, I heard the strangest noise. It sounded like a pterodactyl was about to dive-bomb the car. I stepped out, looking around in confusion. It didn’t take long to locate the source of the noise: a derby girl was scuffling with what looked like a homeless vagrant girl against the wall of the building, and the vagrant kept letting out these animalistic screeches. As I watched, the vagrant grabbed the derby girl by the collar and started punching her in the face. Strangely, the derby girl just took the abuse. She didn’t even raise her arms to defend herself.
That was totally uncool. I took a step forward and yelled “Hey!” before I even had a chance to evaluate whether this was a wise course of action. The two combatants froze and then turned twin glares on me like I’d interrupted something important. I put up my hands; if they wanted to thrash each other, it wasn’t my business. But I couldn’t help asking, “Are you sure everything’s okay?”
No answer. Not the most welcoming of experiences, but I wasn’t going to let it ruin my tryout. I turned to Darcy, who stood uncertainly by the trunk.
“Should I get our stuff out?” she asked, glancing nervously at the pair of crazies.
“Yeah, thanks,” I said.
She handed over my bag and leaned back into the car to collect a few things that had spilled out of her open knapsack and scattered all over the trunk. I was waiting patiently when someone shoved me hard from behind, catching me completely off guard. I stumbled into a pothole so huge that our entire town house would probably have fit inside. Mud-swirled lukewarm water seeped into my shoes.
I whirled around, letting the momentum swing my backpack off my shoulder. It flew right into the chest of the vagrant, whose expression of triumph faded when she got knocked back a step. She was younger than I’d realized, definitely not out of high school, and too clean to have been out on the street long. But the wild-eyed expression combined with the white crust of drool at the corners of her mouth suggested that she’d been into some illegal substances.
“What the heck is your problem?” I demanded, falling into a defensive posture.
She leaned toward me, her foul breath enveloping my head. Her pupils flickered red as if a flash had just gone off and I’d missed it. It reminded me of the guy in the alley, and not in a good way. My hand went instinctively to my lucky necklace, hanging on a new silver chain. Her eyes tracked the movement, and she immediately backed off, her hands in front of her face as if she expected me to stab her with a sterling silver pendant. I might have if I’d thought it would do any good.
“It burns!” she squealed, cowering away from me. “It hurts!”
Then she turned tail and ran, the kind of flailing chaotic flight that doesn’t get you anywhere fast and manages to make you knock over everything in your path. She took out a snack bar sign and an empty garbage bin before disappearing around the corner.
“You okay?” Darcy asked.
I jumped; I’d forgotten she was standing behind me. “Yeah. You all right?” I shouted to the derby girl. She turned wordlessly and went into the building. “You’re welcome!” I yelled after her.
“Weird.” Darcy picked up her knapsack. “We should get inside.”
“That’s it?” I was more than a little shocked. It seemed to me that the situation warranted a bigger reaction, but Darcy was too obsessed with getting to the tryout before she turned into a pumpkin. And really, what was I going to say? I wasn’t going to win points by observing that the crack addict’s glowing eyes had reminded me a little of the guy who’d mugged me the other day.
“What?” she asked. She honestly seemed to have blocked out the weird almost-attack. Maybe I’d imagined it. “Oh my God. Look at your shoes!”
The once-white canvas was a murky brown, and pieces of unidentifiable muck clung to one toe. “Eeew.” I stomped my feet, but the only result was a wet sucking sound from my insoles.
“Oh, yuck!” Darcy exclaimed, putting her hands to her mouth. “You want me to see if I have any extra socks? I might have some. I mean, not like I usually carry socks in my pockets, but—”
“It’s okay,” I said, resigned. “I’ll live.”
Darcy linked her arm with mine and tugged me toward the front doors, a trip that required multiple detours to avoid further exploratory pothole expeditions. When we finally made it into the rink, a blast of supercooled air slapped me in the face. It was so cold that my arms broke out in gooseflesh. I should have brought a hoodie.
A girl skated toward us, and I instinctively stepped back. I wasn’t a coward. During my black belt test, I’d faced down two shidoshi—senior black belts—all alone. But just because I knew how to fight didn’t mean I wanted to. This girl, on the other hand, projected a distinct aura of aggression, like the kind of person who picked fights because she thought bleeding was really fun. She wore a typically campy roller derby uniform: a yellow jersey imprinted with the number one, a pair of short purple shorts over black-and-white striped tights, and shiny silver skates. Her hair was done in two long braids and tinted an aggressive red, and heavy makeup ringed both eyes.
“You’re late,” she said, frowning.
I squinted at her. The attitude was totally different, but I could swear this was the derby girl I’d just saved from being throttled. “Um … yeah. Weren’t you the one we just saw out—”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” she interrupted. But from the tightness of her face, she did know and just didn’t want to admit it. I was fine with not spilling her business all over the room, but to blame us for it was ridiculous. “Are you ready to get schooled?”
“Yes, ma’am!” Darcy said with a gap-toothed grin and a lot of nodding. “I’m so excited! I didn’t want to be late, but I had to wait at Casey’s house, and we lost a few minutes, and then there was that thing in the parking lot, although that wasn’t really our fault, but—”
“Well, you’re here now.” The girl gave me a blatant once-over and then tried to stare me down. “Hi.” She thrust her hand toward me as if it were a weapon and squeezed my fingers hard on the shake. “I’m RJ, but in Derbyland, I’m known as Ruthanasia. I’m the team captain.”
“Yeah, Ruthanasia is totally cool—” Darcy said. She would have added more, but Ruthanasia interrupted her.
“Whatever.” Ruthanasia pointed to the table clearly marked REGISTRATION. “Don’t forget to sign in.” Then she turned to me. “Moral support seating is over there.”
“Actually, I’d like to try out.”
She laughed right in my face. “Very funny, kid.”
She did not just call me “kid.” I folded my arms and tried to keep from scowling. I couldn’t believe she’d write me off like that. Especially after I’d just gone to her rescue without even a thank-you. “I’m not joking. I can pass any skills test you throw at me. My sister was a Hotsie. I used to train with them all the time.”
“How nice for your sister.” Her eyes flicked up to my head. “But the answer’s still no.”
“So you’re turning me down because I’m bald?” I demanded. This wasn’t happening; she had to let me in. “That’s not fair—”
“It wouldn’t be so bad if she just tried out, right, Ruthanasia?” Darcy bleated nervously. “If she’s no good, she won’t get in. She’ll sign the release form. Won’t you, Casey?”
“Sure.”
“Look, it has nothing to do with your head,” Ruthanasia said haughtily. “Although I like the swirls. But you missed training camp. No camp, no spot on the team.”
I took a deep breath. Obviously, I’d pissed her off; maybe she hadn’t liked my seeing her so vulnerable in the parking lot, so she was trying to reestablish dominance. Antagonizing her further was only going to make matters worse, so I swallowed the angry retort I wanted to say and went for logic instead. But even though I did my best, it might have come out a little snippier than I’d intended. “The point of training is to teach me the skills. I respect that. But I’ve gone through skills camp before. With the Hotsies.”
“Whatever,” she said. “When we break you, don’t come crying to me.”
All my self-control went out the window. I could handle the witchy attitude, but calling me a baby? Writing me off as a wimp? Maybe I should have let her get pummeled after all. “Thanks. But you can drop the attitude. We can tell you’re a badass from the way you’re dressed.”
“Really?” Ruthanasia glared at me. “Then maybe you shouldn’t piss me off.”
“I don’t think it’ll be a problem.” I leaned against the registration table in a blatant display of casual disregard. “I’m a badass too. I just don’t feel the need to shove it down people’s throats two seconds after they walk through the door.”
“We’ll just go fill out that paperwork now,” Darcy interjected, looking fearfully between the two of us. “Sorry to bother you.”
“Whatever.” Ruthanasia shot me an intense frown. I felt this urge to push things a little further just to see what would happen, but I shut my mouth instead. I needed to make this team, and taking the bait wasn’t going to make it happen; I shouldn’t have let her get to me in the first place. I knew I couldn’t put all the blame for that argument on her, but recognizing that there was a chip on my shoulder didn’t make it go away.
The rink was brightly lit, with a small snack bar off in one corner, newish tile, and about ten disco balls hung at what seemed like random spots around the ceiling. I found an empty bench near the locker room and tried to distract myself with all the paperwork. About ten minutes’ and five pages’ worth of monotony later, Darcy and I were lacing up our skates and strapping on pads. I tried to get all the water out of my socks, but it still felt like my feet were encased in moldy sponges. I’d just have to ignore it.
Darcy led the way across the worn carpet to the rink entrance. A few other girls were already out there, whizzing around in circles with long, graceful strides. There were only a couple of wall huggers; it looked like the competition would be pretty fierce. Good.
The smooth hardwood glided under my feet, and I instinctively sank slightly to maintain my balance and build up speed. My legs wobbled a bit and then locked in underneath me, and I rocketed past a gaggle of girls, who stared at my marker-scribbled head and whispered among themselves. I strapped on my helmet and pretended not to have noticed.
It felt good to spin around the track under the glare of the fluorescent overheads. The movement warmed up my frozen limbs and made the highly air-conditioned air almost comfortable as it whipped over my skin. Skating made me feel less paralyzed than I had in a long time. It made me not hate myself for almost dying. Or for living. I just felt like me, and that was really nice for a change. The only complaint I had was that my helmet kept slipping without any hair to help hold it in place. I took it off and began fiddling with the straps, making my way toward the benches.
Then I saw a guy standing at the railing. He had a surprisingly pale face under tousled surfer-boy hair. He was gorgeous, with the kind of angular features and broad shoulders that belonged in an ad for Abercrombie & Fitch, or maybe I just thought that because I was drooling over how his chest muscles filled out his Abercrombie tee. I knew I hadn’t seen him before, because who could forget a face like his, but he couldn’t have been too much older than me. I pegged him as a senior, or maybe a college freshman at the oldest. Frankly, I didn’t care how old he was; he was made of hotness.
I rounded the track, drifting closer to get a better look. His white skin stretched over sleek cheekbones; his inhuman perfection reminded me of a mannequin.
He noticed me looking at him, and his eyes widened. “You’re bald.”
I would have been offended if I hadn’t been so busy trying to control the urge to shriek and run for it. It was the kind of voice that could defrock a nun. I’d felt something like this before, and it hadn’t ended well. His voice and face weren’t exactly the same as those of the man from the alleyway, but they were close enough to give me a serious case of the heebie-jeebies.
Any minute now, this guy was going to start crying lava, and I didn’t want to be on the receiving end.
More than just about anything else, even the word “moist,” I hated being scared. Fear had always hit me really hard. That was why I’d started taking ninjutsu. After our town house had gotten broken into, I’d been frozen with terror. Finally, after about a week of my not leaving my room, my dad had enrolled me in martial arts classes. That was in eighth grade. After that, I got into all kinds of extreme sports. I’d started freerunning, bungee jumping, and skydiving, and I wouldn’t have stopped if my faulty bone marrow hadn’t made me.
So the fact that I was running from this guy made me hate myself, but I couldn’t help it.
The guy was standing next to the only rink exit, watching me. I pretended not to stare as I rolled up, but I couldn’t help noticing the way his skin stretched to ripping point over the delicate bones of his face. He was still gorgeous up close, but it looked like someone had airbrushed his skin on.
I stepped onto the carpet, my hands nervously fluttering up to my newly repaired necklace. His eyes followed the movement, widening as he looked at the katana. I clenched the charm tight for reassurance. He started to say something, but then Ruthanasia interrupted him, leaning inappropriately close to whisper something in his ear.
While his attention was elsewhere, I fled. The best way to win a fight is to avoid it. I made my way across the matted carpeting as quickly as possible without falling over and didn’t look back until I’d reached the ladies’ room.
No one followed me. No one even seemed to notice I was gone.
But then the guy started twisting his head, scanning the room over Ruthanasia’s shoulder while she continued to whisper sweet nothings at him.
Maybe he was looking for someone else—there was no reason to believe I’d captured his attention in a room full of wannabe derby girls in wild outfits—but my pulse thumped nonetheless. I pushed open the door and rolled into the bathroom before he could pin me with his eyes.
The longer I stood at the sinks, the angrier I got. I’d never run from a fight, so why was I so scared now? When had I turned into such a wuss? All because I thought this guy looked like a fire-crying crackhead? That was stupid, and it ticked me off. My fingers tingled with anger. My teeth ground together. I’d felt like this once before, after the Anointing of the Sick, when Rachel had said goodbye to me. She’d always been the one who’d said I’d make it. And then it had gotten so bad that even she hadn’t been able to deny it—I was going to die.
Just like that, it felt like everyone had written me off. I couldn’t be angry at them, though; they’d kept on hoping long after the treatments had stopped working. That night, I stayed awake through a haze of morphine, wringing the sheets into tortured balls. I wanted the Angel of Death to come. I wanted to beat the crap out of him. I even came up with a fairly reasonable plan to thump him over the head with his own scythe, but he never showed. And then, over the next couple of weeks, I got better. Dr. Rutherford couldn’t explain why. Everyone said it was a miracle, but I didn’t buy it. I think maybe Death showed up, took one look at me, and decided he had better things to do.
Now I was scared again. It felt like everything frightened me these days, and that ticked me off. I was stronger than this, damn it. What was wrong with me, that I could face down death but not some random guy at a roller rink? It was either go back out there or resign myself to being a total loser for the rest of my life, and that was an easy choice. I thrust the door open just as Ruthanasia coasted up, wearing a pinched and disapproving expression.
“There you are,” she snapped. “We’re about to start, if you’d like to grace us with your presence.”
I hit her with a glare and said, “Excuse me. Please.” But it was less a request than an order.
She let me past, hostility practically sparking the air between us. I didn’t particularly care what she thought.
The rest of the applicants were lining up in groups to do five-lap speed drills. I felt jittery and on edge; I wanted to blast through the girls in campy outfits and skate until my brain stopped snarling. But before I could move, Darcy pulled me into line in the second rank, edging out a chick in a purple pleather bustier.
“Are you okay?” she hissed.
“Yeah.” I took a deep breath and let it out, determined to put all the stupid emotional crap behind me. It was time to quit looking back and start moving forward. No more guilt. No more wussing out. “I just had to go to the bathroom.”
The guy was watching me again. I stared back, my jaw clenched so tight my teeth started to hurt. But he didn’t react at all, just returned my gaze with an implacable expression until Ruthanasia sashayed over and gave him a clipboard. He rolled his eyes when her back was turned. Maybe he wasn’t so bad after all. Maybe I could go back to lusting over him. That would be nice.
But I needed to focus if I wanted to make the team, because I knew I wasn’t at my best yet, physically speaking. What I lacked in power and endurance, I’d have to make up for in technique and strategy. I watched as the first group of girls took their places on the track, jostling for the best positions on the inside.
“First wave,” called a girl on the starting line, dreadlocks springing like a fountain from her ponytail. “Five-lap speed drills, starting now!”
She blew a whistle. The sound came out loud and sharp, and a few girls jumped, losing precious seconds. The pack moved around the first corner, quickly separating into three groups: agonizingly slow, fast, and really freaking fast. I watched the quickest skaters, the way the muscles in their thighs bunched as they squatted low around the curves, the thrust of their torsos as they drove ahead on the straightaways. I could do that. I could do better.
They whipped across the finish line one by one and rolled to the corner, where they stooped over with their hands on their knees, breathless and sweaty. The dreadlocked girl called for the second wave of skaters, and I rolled up to the line with Darcy at my elbow.
“Good luck!” she said, reaching over and squeezing my hand. I barely felt it; I was too focused on the expanse of lanes in front of us, the smooth grain of the floor, the flash of the lights overhead.
“On your mark, get set, go!” the dreadlocked girl said.
I surged forward, legs pistoning out in long, sure strokes, carrying me out into the empty air in front of the group. The first curve came, and I leaned into it, inertia tugging at my feet. The tips of my fingers grazed the floor. I felt like a million lava-teared freaks couldn’t catch me if they tried.
When I whizzed past, the hot guy caught my eye for a fraction of a second, but this time I didn’t feel afraid. I felt fearless and free and as fast as the wind.
At the beginning of lap four, I started to falter. By this time, I was way ahead; I’d even lapped a spindly girl skating with her elbows stuck way out to the sides for either balance or protection. Darcy was in second place, almost a quarter of a lap behind. But my speed started to decrease rapidly; my legs quivered as the burst of energy and adrenaline faded. I’d trained so hard, but apparently it hadn’t been hard enough.
My skates felt like bricks, but I couldn’t give up. I picked up one skate and then the other, over and over again until finally the end was in sight. The dreadlocked girl stood next to the finish line, a long red stripe that I focused on to the exclusion of everything else. I forced one final burst of speed. A flash of pink to the right drew my attention; I glanced over to see Darcy’s sleeve … her shirt … her gritted teeth as she surged past me and over the finish line, in the lead by a second or two.
I coasted across the line behind her, rolled to the railing, and held on to it just in case my legs gave out. Second place wasn’t bad, or so I tried to tell myself. But some of the girls in the first heat had been really fast, and there was still one group left to skate. If I didn’t win the next event, I might not score high enough to make callbacks.
That wasn’t an option.
“You okay?” Darcy skated over and put a hand on the small of my back.
I nodded, still too breathless to speak.
“I’m thinking it’s totally time for some water. If I don’t get a drink, I’ll pass out!”
After we got our water, we sat down to catch our breath while the derby girls created an obstacle course out of dingy orange cones. We’d have to maneuver through a narrow, winding path around the rink. The other applicants pointed out the sharpest turns and whispered worriedly in their little cliques.
“Oh, dang!” Darcy said suddenly. “I’ve got to go potty.”
“Go ahead, then.” I pushed her gently in the direction of the ladies’ room. “Watch out for the water on the floor. If they start, I’ll hold you a spot.”
“Thanks!”
After she left, I turned my attention back to the rink, leaning on the railing and evaluating the course. I felt someone walk up behind me, the prickling at the base of my spine that meant I wasn’t alone.
“I think you set a bathroom record, Darcy,” I said, turning around.
Only it wasn’t her. The hot guy stood there with his hands stuffed in the pockets of his cargos and a confused look on his face. With that expression, he wasn’t intimidating at all, and I felt a little foolish about the whole running-from-the-rink thing now that I was face to face with him. This guy was clearly not the tongue-molesting type. Or the crying-fire type either. And he probably thought I was a tool after the way I’d acted.
“Sorry. I thought you were somebody else,” I said lamely.
He tilted his head. “How did you know I was here?”
“Oh. Martial arts. They teach a lot of awareness stuff. No big deal.”
“No big deal? Unless you have eyes in the back of your head, I’d say that’s pretty impressive.” He paused, considering. “Actually, I think eyes in the back of your head would be impressive too.”
I tried not to stare. His face was so perfect that it didn’t even look real, as if he were computer generated. It was gorgeous and freaky-looking at the same time, and that made not staring pretty much impossible, so I looked away entirely.
“It’s not that cool,” I said, trying for nonchalance. “You should see some of the senior black belts. To get your fifth-degree black belt in ninjutsu, you have to kneel on the floor while somebody stands behind you with a sword. They try to whack you on the head with it, and if you move out of the way in time, you pass.”
“You have to dodge it without seeing it?”
“Yep.”
“Cool.” He nodded, and I felt like I’d accomplished something. “And if you don’t, you get bashed on the head?”
“Exactly. And the other black belts talk smack about you for the next year or so.”
“I bet they do,” he said, grinning. “So you’re not a fifth-degree black belt yet?”
“Nah. I’ve got years of training before that happens. If it ever does.”
“It will.” He looked me over appraisingly. “I’ve done some combat training, and you’re a natural. I can tell by how you move.”
“Thanks.” I blushed.
“I’m Michael.”
“Casey,” I said, and then Darcy came back. This was probably a good thing, but I was vaguely disappointed.
“So when are we obstacle-coursing?” she said. “I’m totally ready now!” Then she noticed Michael standing there and immediately went mute.
“A few minutes, I think,” he said. “I should probably get back.” He nodded at me and then walked away without acknowledging Darcy’s existence.
“Um … who—who is that hottie?” she stammered.
“No clue. But I’d like to oil him up and make him feed me grapes and fan me with palm fronds.”
She let out a surprised laugh, and the tension went out of her shoulders along with it. Then the dreadlocked girl called all of us back onto the rink.
“All right,” she said with a smile everyone in the room returned even if they weren’t the smiling type. “I think I forgot to introduce myself before, and I see a new face in the group. I’m Barbageddon. I’m in charge of the Fresh Meat, and I’m begging you to not get yourselves injured and make me look bad in front of our new team manager.”
She jerked a thumb toward Michael, who froze under the weight of all the female stares, and then gave a tentative wave.
“Anyway,” she continued, “I want to give you a quick run-through of the course. We’ll be splitting you up into pairs this time, so you shouldn’t need to worry about bowling each other over. The pads and helmet should protect your most important bits, but the floor still hurts, and we don’t want to break you just yet. That’ll come later.”
She grinned and walked us down the length of the course, pointing out the sharp corners and narrow stretches that were most likely to take weaker skaters out. There were a lot of them.
“Now we’ll be pairing you up randomly. Just do your best to cross the finish line on eight wheels, okay?” Everyone nodded, and she beamed at us in universal approval. “Good girls. Bear with me while we split you up.”
Barbageddon grabbed the clipboard from Michael and rattled off pairs of names. Darcy and I got called first, so we rolled into a corner to stretch out again and keep our muscles from getting too cold. I wasn’t shaking anymore, but my limbs felt heavy with fatigue. A couple of weeks’ worth of training could get you only so far after about a year of inactivity and illness. I only hoped my strength would hold out. At least we got to rest between events; if they’d been all in a row there was no way I could have finished.
“Darcy? Casey?” Barbageddon said, skating over. “Do you have any questions before we start?”
“Yeah,” Darcy replied. “Is that really … That guy … Is he …”
“She doesn’t deal well with hot guys,” I interjected. “They seem to addle her brain.”
“You think?” Barbageddon wrinkled her nose.
Darcy nodded and managed to squeak out, “Is he for real?”
“Mmmmm,” Barbageddon said noncommittally. “Any questions related to the course?”
“No. Thanks,” I said.
“All right, then. Let’s get moving.” She motioned us up to the starting line. “Let’s see what you’ve got, ladies. On your mark, get set, go!”
We launched ourselves off the line in almost perfect unison, with Darcy quickly pulling into the lead. I didn’t let it bother me, even when she edged a little farther ahead going into the first S-turn. After the last few months of perfecting my napping technique, I was physically weaker and knew it; I’d already blown my reserves in the speed drill. But I remembered something Sensei always said: “If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.”
Of course, since he was a ninja, he always followed it up with “If you get caught, you’re not trying hard enough.”
So instead of slowing down to maneuver through the twisty obstacle like Darcy did, I increased my speed with long, sure strokes, rocketing toward the cones on a collision course. Moments before impact, I cranked my torso down, elbows curled to my sides, and launched my legs into the air in a perfect aerial spin, like a cartwheel with no hands and on roller skates. Once I was completely airborne, I had to wonder if this was a big mistake, because being a good skater and a good freerunner didn’t necessarily mean you could do both at the same time without splatting, and I hadn’t been back on skates for long. But by the time I was in the air, it was too late.
I sailed over the first curve and landed on my toe stops, and then sprang back up into the air again, passing over the obstacle entirely instead of skating through it. That maneuver would shave seconds off my time. Darcy’s startled face appeared in my field of vision as I flew through the air just inches away. Then I touched down again, bringing my body into a crouch to preserve forward momentum.
Well, that had been surprisingly easy. I’d tried a few aerials over the past couple of days, but not two in a row. The best thing about them is that they relied more on momentum than on strength, so my technique could make up for the fact that my muscles were taxed to the limit.
Behind me, I could hear the scrape and hiss of Darcy’s skates moving at an even more frantic pace to try to catch up, but I blocked out the sound as much as possible. I focused on the next few obstacles instead, jumping over a hairpin turn, tucking my knees to my chest, and landing in a neat crouch on the other side. I kept going, my chest heaving with exertion. I skipped over or otherwise avoided as many of the obstacles as I could. I heard a smattering of applause as I passed the other applicants, but I didn’t dare risk a look. Darcy was close on my heels as we skated toward the final obstacle: the narrowest of the corridors, banked all the way up against the wall.
It was dotted with random cones to make it even more difficult to get through, which made jumping a poor proposition. If I came down on one, I could twist an ankle, or do something even worse. I pushed forward desperately, feeling Darcy at my heels, knowing that all I needed to do was get into that corridor first and there would be no way she could pass me unless I fell.
Just as I reached the obstacle, she shot past me wrapped in a tight crouch, low on her skates. Her elbow whacked the back of my legs, shoving me toward a cone. My skate caught on the edge of the orange plastic and whirled me around. I windmilled my arms in a vain effort to maintain my balance.
Darcy didn’t even look back; she just kept on skating as I went spinning out of control. I had a moment to feel grateful that I was wearing a helmet, and then I hit the wall with my face.