TABLE OF CONTENTS

CHAPTER 1:
Very, Very, Very Wrong

CHAPTER 2:
Really, It’s Just Dog Drool

CHAPTER 3:
Evil in a Pink Dress

CHAPTER 4:
Waggles the Vampire Slayer

CHAPTER 5:
Don’t Blink or You’ll Miss the Part Where I’m a Hero

CHAPTER 6:
The Dark, Insects, My Sisters, and Other Scary Things

CHAPTER 7:
Rare, Valuable, and Yucky

CHAPTER 8:
The Secret Genius of Emma J.

CHAPTER 9:
Commas Are Good, Comas Are Bad

CHAPTER 10:
A Great, Epic, Super Afternoon

About the Author

About the Illustrator

Do You Like to Sit Around at Recess?

Big Words According to Zeke

Make Your Own Puppet Pal

Copyright Page

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