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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Names: Land, Heather, author.
Title: A perfect 10 : the truth about things I’m not and never will be / Heather Land.
Other titles: Perfect ten
Description: First Howard Books hardcover edition. | New York : Howard Books, 2020. | Identifiers: LCCN 2019059972 (print) | LCCN 2019059973 (ebook) | ISBN 9781982104184 (hardcover) | ISBN 9781982104207 (ebook)
Subjects: LCSH: Land, Heather. | Comedians—United States—Biography. | Conduct of life—Humor.
Classification: LCC PN2287.L2465 A3 2020 (print) | LCC PN2287.L2465 (ebook) | DDC 818/.602—dc23
LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2019059972
LC ebook record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2019059973
ISBN 978-1-9821-0418-4
ISBN 978-1-9821-0420-7 (ebook)