Epilogue

COMING SOON: JAMIE’S HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER!

Okay, here it is: my very own “coming attractions” trailer for what happens next!

Cue the cool movie soundtrack music.

I fly out to Hollywood and meet all sorts of movie stars, including C-3PO and R2-D2, who fall into a swimming pool and rust.

Instead of handprints in wet cement outside TCL Chinese Theatre on Hollywood Boulevard, I do tire treads.

Uncle Frankie comes with me and is immediately cast as the male lead in the kung fu action flick Yo-Yo-Pow! He uses his yo-yos like nunchakus.