Life is short. One minute you’re doing your stretching exercises. The next thing you know, your next of kin are dividing your good silverware. Once it’s finally time to roll over and play Parvovirus, you may not care how many Brownie points you racked up for citizenship. In fact, you’ll probably wish you stepped on more people as you clawed your way to the top. Here then is a start. There are plenty of annoying tests you have to take after college, and you might as well start cheating on them. Thanks to convenient glitches in test security, some of these post-curricular pop quizzes can be reproduced here with answers—a sort of Cliff’s Notes for life. No talking; pencils down; this may go on your permanent record. Please begin.