Contents

1. Title Page
2. Copyright Notice
3. Dedication
4. The Carol Burnett Show
5. Teaching Little Fingers How to Play
6. J’s
7. The Wizard of Oz
8. Pen Pals
9. Commencement Address
10. Sister Wilma
11. Christmas
12. Tan
13. Destination Wedding
14. Grandma
15. Movies
16. Village Bath Club
17. Trip Advisor Review
18. Irene
19. Gay Restaurant
20. A Chorus Line
21. Graduation
22. I’d Like to Thank
23. Also by Gary Janetti
24. About the Author
25. Copyright