Pat Robertson Transubstantiation Engine No. 2

Well it turns out I’m totally activated

by donations. All you have

to say is the magic word,

ISRAEL, and everyone goes crazy.

If we didn’t abuse the Bible

it would cease to exist. O heavenly

flogger you should be watching me

on cable right now.

These clouds

are looking like trouble, in these clouds

I’m looking for trouble.

See there, in the clouds, boiling

like a syphilitic

oatmeal snowman, that’s my face.