Pat Robertson Transubstantiation Engine No. 4

Jimmy in jail and I don’t care,

Tammy crack up

and I don’t care. Wait a sec, is it

the desert in here

or is my greased-up heart

all a-sputter like a skillet

at a Friday fishfry. Jesus sure

would appreciate

how I redeem things

using like or as,

even if my cue

cards are crooked. Half the fun

of end times

is always feeling full.