Preface: A Christmas Greeting to The New Yorkers
Introduction: “EITHER COMPETENT OR HORRIBLE”
Chapter 1: “A LUDICROUS PASTIME”
Chapter 2: “INFATUATION WITH PINHEADS”
Chapter 3: “BOY, DO I LIKE TO HANDLE AUTHORS!”
Chapter 4: “MOST INSANELY MISCAST”
Chapter 5: “SOME VERY FUNNY PEOPLE”
Chapter 6: “AN OFFENSE TO THE EAR”
Chapter 7: “PRETTY GUMMY AT BEST”
Chapter 8: “A SILLY OCCUPATION FOR A GROWN MAN”
Chapter 9: “I AM A CHILD OF THE SUN”
Chapter 11: “FLYING HIGH AND FAST”
Chapter 12: “THE MORAL CLIMATE IS AGAINST IT”
Chapter 13: “A LOT OF SUICIDAL ENTERPRISES”