Six

The Darien, Connecticut, town clerk could not have been less helpful.

“I am sorry, Mr. Hoenig, but we do not give information about marriage certificates out over the phone,” Diana Febrizzi said. “If you don’t have a copy, you and your wife will have to fill out the form for a certified copy. I can give you the web address.”

“I am not married,” I told her.

“Then you don’t need a certificate.” That was technically true, but not in the least bit useful to me.

“How long should it take to receive a copy once the form is submitted?” I asked. Getting Ms. McInerney to send in the proper paperwork, while an inconvenience, would probably not be difficult.

“When did the marriage take place?”

That hardly seemed relevant to my question, but bureaucracies have their eccentricities, just as people do. I understood that well. “Within the past month,” I said, not having an exact date.

“Then you can’t get the copy of the certificate from me,” Ms. Febrizzi said with a tone that I believe indicated I should already have known that. “For anything that took place within the past four months, you go through the state’s vital records office. That should take about six weeks.”

Forty-two days seemed an inordinate amount of time to generate one document through a printer, but I knew there would be no benefit to pointing that out to Ms. Febrizzi. It would likely yield nothing more than an explanation of the process, a recitation of the number of requests processed each day, or a rebuke for expecting special treatment, whereas my point would be that everyone should be able to obtain vital records more quickly than in six weeks.

I thanked her for her time (because effort had not seemed to be her strong suit) and went back to my Mac Pro to continue the research I’d begun before the phone call. While I prefer Internet searches to talking with other people, the official website for Darien, Connecticut, had been taken offline for “system upgrades” that morning, according to the message on my screen.

A basic background search on Oliver Lewis yielded little. The name was not an uncommon one, so the best way to narrow the investigation was to look for images of the man and match them to the person I had met the day before. The most common photo matches for “Oliver Lewis” were a magician, a model, a cyclist and a man who played the part of Gummo in a production of the musical Minnie’s Boys, about the early days of the Marx Brothers.

(The coincidence of a Marx Brothers reference after Ms. McInerney’s costume of Harpo Marx was interesting, but not as statistically unlikely as it might at first seem.)

The Oliver Lewis I had met was not evident.

Searches focusing simply on the name had come back with the same four men and a novel written in 1977 by John Fowles. Since I had not discovered what Ms. McInerney’s nominal husband did for a living, it would be difficult to narrow the search by profession. Doing so geographically, to the address Ms. McInerney had supplied on her client intake form, was equally frustrating. There were no such listings, probably because the man I knew as Oliver Lewis had only been living at Ms. McInerney’s address for a few weeks.

I needed to talk to my client again to fill in more of the information I did not yet possess, but calls to her cell phone were sent directly to voice mail. The only recourse was to wait until she called back.

In some desperation, I searched marriage announcements on sites local to the area for any involving Oliver Lewis and Sheila McInerney. While such things would hardly be conclusive—anyone can say they’ve been married—they might offer some data that I did not yet possess, and that is always a benefit.

Searches of the local newspaper sites, including the Home News-Tribune and The Star-Ledger, showed no announcement. But there was one in the Metro Jewish News, which was surprising, as neither Lewis nor McInerney would be considered a traditional Jewish surname. I have found that it never aids an answer to assume anything without facts to prove the assumption true.

The listing, although brief, did contain some new information:

Marriages
Lewis/McInerney

Oliver Lewis, proprietor of OLimited Investments in Piscataway, married Sheila McInerney, a graphic designer with Hunger, a Manhattan-based advertising firm, Sunday. The civil ceremony was performed by a municipal court judge in Darien, Connecticut.

The bride’s parents, Michael and Tina McInerney of Freehold, and the groom’s parents, Lewis and Roslyn Markowitz, did not attend the ceremony. The couple will reside at the bride’s residence in Edison.

From this copy (the only such announcement I was able to find after a thorough search), I had learned Lewis’s profession and the names of his parents. Also, the revelation that a municipal court judge, and not a justice of the peace or other official, presided over the ceremony created an avenue to investigate.

I was about to look into OLimited Investments of Piscataway when the office phone rang. Caller ID indicated Sheila McInerney was on the other end of the line.

“Questions Answered,” I said. Even when I am aware of the caller’s identity, it is important to maintain the demeanor of a business.

The voice coming through the receiver was breathless, gasping, but definitely that of my client. “Mr. Hoenig,” she said, “this is Sheila McInerney.”

“I know.”

“I’m at my apartment,” she went on, with no indication she had heard me. “I’m in the bathroom.”

That seemed an inappropriate place from which to make a telephone call, and an even more inappropriate place to announce as the location of a telephone call. I had no response, but I might have made a sound in the back of my throat.

“It’s Ollie,” she whispered. “He’s gotten violent. He says he told you to stay out of our marriage and you refused, and he’s coming after me with a knife!”

“Hang up,” I said. “Disconnect this call and dial 911 immediately. Get the police there.” There was no time to explain that I believed I had not provoked Lewis. The objective now was to secure Ms. McInerney. But she did not end the phone call.

“Come here,” she said in a quiet, tense voice. “Come here right now.”

“I do not drive,” I said. “Call the police.”

“You can stop him,” Ms. McInerney pleaded. “Just get here. You have the address. Hurry!”

And then she hung up.

I hoped she was in the process of dialing the police, and wondered if I should do the same. Unfortunately, Ms. McInerney lived in Edison and I was in Piscataway, approximately a fifteen- to twenty-minute drive, assuming I could summon Mother soon enough to make a difference. Her need to drive to Questions Answered to pick me up would add another eight minutes to the trip.

I was reaching for the phone to call her when Janet Washburn walked through the door to Questions Answered.

“I don’t know what happened, but my husband said I should make up my own mind about working here,” she said before I could explain the situation. “So I’m here. You said we have a new question to answer. But it’s not dangerous, right?”

Clearly, a decision had to be made. While I had promised both Ms. Washburn and her husband, Simon Taylor, that she would never be in any physical danger, there was the growing feeling that something very bad might happen to Ms. McInerney if I did not answer her pleas to come to her home quickly. I would have to choose between lying to Ms. Washburn—something I would never consider doing if I could avoid it—or endangering my client. In addition, admitting to Ms. Washburn that there was indeed a chance of violence attached to this question would likely jeopardize any chance I had of her working with me, probably ever again.

“There will be no danger to you at all, I promise,” I said. “But it is very important that you drive me to Edison immediately.”

Ms. Washburn searched my face for a moment, seemed to consider something, and then turned toward the door.

“Let’s go, then,” she said.

The trip took only eleven minutes, but while Ms. Washburn was driving, I was considering whether I had been honest with her. She followed the instructions being spoken by her Global Positioning System device and was concentrating on the road, so there was very little conversation, which is usually my most comfortable option. But this time, being left with my own thoughts was not as desirable as it would be under typical circumstances.

Ms. Washburn had not asked for an explanation of the question we were about to research. I knew from past experience that when she was driving, her attention was very difficult to divide—she would watch the road very carefully, probably because she knows that eases my anxiety about riding in a motor vehicle. While we’d walked to the car, I had told her only that the question involved a wife who was unsure of her husband, and that I needed her help because the interactions between couples were a mystery to me, so I might miss an important fact she would easily notice.

I waited until there was a pause in the directions being issued by the device that would allow for some talk and said, “Ms. Washburn, I am glad you decided to work with me again.” I was about to add that the promise of a completely danger-free assignment might have been hasty, but Ms. Washburn stopped me by putting up the index finger on her left hand.

“I’m not saying it’s permanent, Samuel,” she interjected. “Let’s see how this question goes, and then we can talk about it after that, okay?”

That was a disturbing turn; if this were to be a trial question for her continued employment, the situation to which we were racing (at the regulated speed limit) might very well cause Ms. Washburn to decide against any future association. I was determined not to let that happen, so I returned to my thoughts as she drove.

We arrived on Evergreen Road and located the building which contained Ms. McInerney’s apartment, according to the intake form. I noted that there were no police cruisers parked in front of the building, but I could not determine whether that meant that I should relax and assume there was no further complication, or be especially concerned because Ms. McInerney had not heeded my instruction to call the police.

Ms. Washburn parked the car across the street from the building, a nondescript brick-faced garden apartment building of two stories that, from the floor plans I had taken from the renting firm’s website, would hold four apartments. Ms. McInerney’s would be on the upper floor, on the side opposite the street. There were, therefore, no windows into which I could look from my current position to determine the situation inside the residence.

“Please stay here in the car,” I said to Ms. Washburn when she had extinguished the engine. “I will investigate on my own.”

Ms. Washburn’s face rearranged itself; if I were reading her expression properly, she was looking skeptical. “Why?” she asked. “I’m not just the driver, am I?”

“Perhaps in this instance,” I answered. “I promised that you would face absolutely no danger while finding an answer to this question. I am not able to guarantee that if you come with me to the apartment, so I am living up to my promise by asking you to stay here.”

I opened the car door and stepped out, but Ms. Washburn did the same, which puzzled me.

“I’m coming with you, Samuel,” she said.

That seemed unwise. Perhaps I had not explained myself adequately. “I believe there is a possibility of violence in the apartment, although I cannot be sure,” I told her. “If you come in with me, you might encounter something that would controvert the promises I made to you and to your husband. And then you might leave and not come back, and I would do anything to prevent that.”

I could not read Ms. Washburn’s expression. She cocked an eyebrow and leaned her head toward me. “You spoke to Simon?” she asked.

Mr. Taylor had said he would not tell his wife we had spoken, but he had not suggested I refrain from mentioning it—in fact, he’d said he would conceal the fact as a favor to me. I required no such consideration, so it had not occurred to me that revealing the fact of the conversation would be a miscalculation. With that look on Ms. Washburn’s face, I was reconsidering that decision, but it was too late.

“You had said his objection was the obstacle to your continued employment, so I attempted to determine the cause of it. But there is no time for this conversation now. I must go up to Ms. McInerney’s apartment and I very strongly suggest you stay here.”

I turned and started across the street without looking back. It wasn’t until I was on the opposite sidewalk, climbing up the small incline toward the building, that I realized Ms. Washburn was walking at my side.

She had made her decision in possession of almost all the facts. She was an adult and able to make her own choices. And Ms. McInerney might very well have been in very grave peril at this moment, so I could not stop to question her decision.

We did not run, but our pace was definitely swift, so we were at the door in very little time. But it was locked. There was a buzzer connected to an intercom system and, seeing no less public avenue to take, I waited, not comfortable with the idea of touching something that had not been cleaned, and Ms. Washburn pressed the button.

She and I stood at the threshold and waited. Very quietly I believe I heard her mutter, “I can’t believe you called Simon.” But I was not certain of that, so I did not react. My mind was focused on the problem at hand.

“Might there be a door on the other side of the building?” I said, doing what some people call “thinking out loud,” but which is really simply posing a rhetorical question.

“A back door?” Ms. Washburn responded. “It’s possible. I’ll check.”

She had walked away before I could consider the possibility that she could encounter a negative situation at the other side of the building. If I followed her, I would forfeit the chance of someone letting me in at this door.

Then I recalled seeing a film in which a man faced with a similar situation rang the buzzers on all the apartments in a building and was admitted by someone in another apartment who did not care to screen any visitors. It was worth trying. If I could get inside quickly and there was no back door, Ms. Washburn would not be able to enter the building, sparing her from any unspecified danger.

I rang all the buzzers, which amounted to only four buttons. It was not easy for me to do so, but pressing them with my elbow proved to be the least objectionable avenue, and the process did not take long.

One unit, marked B4, squawked to life. “Who is it?” asked a voice filtered through the primitive intercom system. It took a moment to separate the voice from the noise.

I did not have to touch the unit this time, which was a help. “I am attempting to answer a question,” I said. “Would you let me in, please?”

“What?”

That response left me with a conundrum. Sometimes people say, “What?” because they did not hear what was said very clearly. That was obviously a possibility through the aged intercom system. But sometimes they say, “What?” because they find what was said confusing or difficult to believe. There was no clear indicator of which meaning this person was trying to convey.

“Please,” I said. “I need to get upstairs.” That was true, and it seemed to make the difference, because the buzzer was activated and I was able to open the outer door.

I made sure to get inside quickly, thereby putting into action my plan to separate Ms. Washburn from the potentially dangerous situation. She did not appear behind me, and I did not look back. I climbed the stairs quickly and located apartment B2, which was the unit Ms. McInerney’s intake form listed as her address.

The door was closed, and there was no sound coming from within when I stood very still and listened. Again, the question of knocking arose. If Oliver Lewis were actually inside with a weapon, would it be wise to alert him to my presence? I tried the doorknob and found it locked, so the question became moot. Short of knocking the door down—something I would not consider for a number of reasons—there was no other way to gain entrance to the apartment.

I did wish Ms. Washburn was present now, because her cell phone could call Ms. McInerney and ask for an update on the situation, something I probably should have done from the car. But Ms. Washburn had been driving, and I am reluctant to handle her phone myself.

That, too, was now irrelevant. I had not called, Ms. Washburn was not here, and the door was locked. I knocked, quietly, three times and waited.