Hi there. So yeah, I’m Dr Seah. You’d think I’d get bored saying that but, actually, it took like, seven years to get the Doctor part, so really I’m kinda cool with it. Thankfully I don’t want to be a surgeon, because then I’d be a Mister, only obviously I’m a Miss; but you don’t really hear about Miss Surgeon Seah, do you, so I’d probably still be a Mister anyway, which would cause a lot of confusion and just not be groovy. But yeah, I guess the point is I’m a doctor and that’s pretty fucking awesome.
I don’t have any problems, really. I mean, not so you’d notice. I do a lot of baking. I mean, some people say that’s because of the rage–like I get pretty annoyed when you’re like, “Could you do this, please?” and the nurse is all like, “It’s a rabid banshee, no way am I taking swabs” and I’m like, “It’s a nice rabid banshee” and then nothing gets done. So yeah, I guess you could say that gets me a bit frustrated. Or when I go out for an evening with my mates and then they’re all “So, I’ve got this curse on me” and I’m like, “Have you tried aqueous cream” and they’re like, “Can I show you?” and I’m like, “Guys, this is my only night off, and I get that your curse is like, a problem and that, but, seriously, I’m trying to enjoy a mojito and there are other people here, and then there are these guys and…”
Anyway. Like I said. Sometimes I get annoyed. It’s not easy working for the NHS, and I guess you could say that baking just helps keep things in perspective.
I’m going to get a piping bag for Christmas.
I really think it’ll help with the cupcakes.