CONTENTS

DEDICATION

PROLOGUE

1 IN WHICH WE HEAR OF THE DRAGON SLAYER’S DUMB LUCK

2 HOW ARTIE IS CONTACTED BY HIS HUMBLE SERVANT

3 IN WHICH ARTIE MEETS AN OLD, CRAZY TATTOOED DUDE

4 IN WHICH WE LEARN THAT ARTIE IS A PERFECTLY REGULAR AND LOVELY SON

5 IN WHICH ARTIE RETURNS TO HIS HUMBLE SERVANT

6 HOW ARTIE AND THUMB VISIT THE SWORD IN THE STONE

7 IN WHICH MERLIN DROPS SOME SCIENCE

8 ON MEETING BERCILAK THE GREEN

9 IN WHICH KING ARTIE AND SIR KAY ENGAGE IN SOME SWORDPLAY!

10 ON MEETING THE VORPAL BUNNY AND VICTOR X. LANCE

11 IN WHICH THE PARTY ENJOYS A QUIET LITTLE PADDLE ON THE LAKE

12 IN WHICH ARTIE ACQUAINTS HIMSELF WITH THE FIREBRAND EXCALIBUR

13 HOW THE STORM WAS LIKE A GIANT BLINDLY STAMPING HIS FEET ACROSS THE COUNTRYSIDE

14 IN WHICH THE PARTY LEARNS OF THEIR NEXT QUEST

15 IN WHICH MERLIN VEILS THE BADDEST SWORD EVER FORGED, PLUS A COUPLE OTHER LITTLE THINGS

16 AT THE COURT-IN-EXILE

17 CONCERNING THE FONT OF SYLVAN

18 IN WHICH THE PARTY TAKES A WALK THROUGH THE WOODS

19 IN WHICH ARTIE IS GRANTED A FAVOR IN RETURN

20 HOW THE PARTY CAME TO THE LIBRARY OF SYLVAN

21 IN WHICH THE PARTY DISCOVERS THE EYES!

22 IN WHICH THE KNIGHTS ESCAPE FROM THE GREAT LIBRARY OF SYLVAN

23 HOW THE PARTY DISCOVERS THAT THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE A WIZARD’S HOME

24 IN WHICH THE MOSSMAN COMETH

25 IN WHICH ARTIE WONDERS, WHAT THE HECK IS A FONT, ANYWAY?

26 HOW THE PARTY RETURNED TO THE OTHERWORLD AGAIN

27 IN WHICH THE TRIO ENTERS THE CAVE OF TIBERIUS

28 HOW THE GREAT GREEN DRAGON SENT THE KNIGHTS TO THE ARENA

29 IN WHICH ARTIE AND KAY ARE TESTED ONE MORE FREAKING TIME

30 ON LORD NUMINAE OF SYLVAN, AND HOW TO RIDE A DRAGON

31 IN WHICH THE KEYSTONE IS REVEALED

32 IN WHICH THE KINGFISHERS TRY TO RETURN TO NORMAL LIFE

INTERLUDE

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