Okay. Hi again.
Sorry about the lighting; Abdi rigged it as well as he could, but we can’t take too much power from the grid, and we don’t want to give away too many details of our surroundings.
If I wriggle around a bit, it’s because I’m sitting in the water dripping off my clothes. It’s still storming out there, and the bike helmets did almost nothing to protect us from the rain, though they were pretty damn good at warding off the hail. Abdi got beaned by one big piece that went through an air slit. He’s okay; it’s bleeding a lot, but the cut’s shallow.
The lightning was really scary, but the big danger was not being able to see through the rain. Still, if we couldn’t see very well, then no one could see us, either.
Actually, I take it back. I just caught a glimpse of myself in my computer’s reflection, and I am not at all sorry that the lighting is so dim. I look like a drowned rat.
Where was I? Oh, right. I said yes to the interview.
And so began five days of torment.
It wasn’t enough just to memorize the answers they wanted me to give, of course. Oh no, I couldn’t be allowed to do something that simple. I had to practice the answers, over and over, until they sounded natural, which was not easy when I had to hit every pause, every glance and smile and solemn nod, right on cue.
Then I had to practice what Tatia called the “impro trees.” If Hurfest altered the wording or sneaked in extra questions, I had to be prepared. “No comment” was all right when being accosted by reporters; it was unacceptable when I was participating in an interview I’d agreed to, because it showed I had something to hide.
I’ve already said that I’m not a good liar. All the prepared answers were technically true—I think Dawson made sure of that—but the gestures and timing and expression practice made it feel uncomfortably like lying, which meant that it took me ages to get it right. And some of Tatia’s suggestions for impro trees were downright fabrication.
“But I did eat meat,” I told her.
“My little butterfly, you cannot—oh, all right, say that yes, you did, and now you deeply regret it, all right? You understand that you were the product of a terrible Earth-hating culture.”
“Do you know what’s going on?” I demanded. “Rich nations have been dumping radioactive waste off the shores of Africa for decades, and they’re still doing it! Talk about Earth-hating.”
Tatia shook her head, looking like a disappointed cherub. “Teeg, my sweet, number one: Who cares? And number two: What is our first rule?”
“Don’t lose my temper,” I said.
“Don’t lose your temper,” she repeated, nodding at me. Her eyebrows were metallic blue today, and they flashed as she turned her computer to the next impro tree. “Now, if you’re asked about Abdi Taalib…”
I twitched.
“… bench him.”
“I have no idea what that means.”
She fluttered her tiny glittery hands at me impatiently. “Say that he’s your classmate, and you respect his musical accomplishments, but you’re not friends. The last thing we need is you being associated with a thirdie.”
“We’re not friends,” I told her.
“Less defiant, more dismissive,” she said. “As if the thought had never crossed your adorable resurrected brain.”
I rolled my eyes, and we moved on to the next possibility.
The advertising for the upcoming interview began before I’d even agreed to it, and the famers were flocking like flies to a carcass. Soren was trying to get me to go to a party. Any party. He’d sent three messages to Koko on the weekend, and on Monday he waited in the hall, catching me before I could even get to class.
“Banger at my place next Saturday,” he announced. “You’ll come, won’t you, Teeg?” Then he did a double take. “You look great!”
After a weekend of endless criticism and nitpicking, I was not feeling my best. But Tatia had wasted no time in overhauling my style, and I did look much better. My hair had been trimmed, my clothes had been replaced, and a huge array of makeup—most of which I’d managed to ignore—had been purchased for my use.
I was wearing a retro silver jumpsuit with blue highlights, and platform wedges to disguise my shocking lack of height. Tatia had tried me in heels, but after the third time I’d deliberately fallen out of them, she’d given up and gone for thick soles instead.
“Thanks,” I said, and glanced at Zaneisha, who moved forward, forcing Soren to back into the classroom. Undeterred, he followed me to my chair, where Bethari and Joph were already waiting in the seats on either side.
“It’ll be a dazzler,” he said, hitching one hip casually onto my desk. “I always supply the best stuff, don’t I, Joph?”
“I don’t supply you anymore, Soren,” Joph said. “Last time you gave my breathers to fourteen-year-olds.”
“What’s the difference?”
“The age limits aren’t just there to make parents feel good,” she said with as much bite in her voice as I’d ever heard her manage. Bethari shot her a startled look. “There are important differences in hormone loads and brain chemistry. Those boys could have gotten very sick.”
“Oh. I didn’t know that.”
“You should have. It’s on every label.”
“Will you supply me again?” he said hopefully. “You make the best.”
She pursed her lips, noticed Bethari staring, and gave him a vague smile. “Oooh, I’ll think about it.”
“You’ll come, won’t you, Teeg? Bethi and Joph, too, of course.”
I looked at Bethari, who shrugged. Soren was at least open about my fame being my main attraction. I was going to be in this world for the rest of my life; I’d better start learning how to work it.
“I’m a little busy right now,” I said, and tried a smile.
He looked hopeful. “But later?”
“I’ll see what I can do,” I promised.
Abdi came in then, and I couldn’t help the way my eyes darted to him. Soren noticed it, too.
“And Abdi,” he assured me, and called across the room, “Hey, Abdi, come to my party on Saturday.” He dropped one hand onto my shoulder. “Teeg’s coming.”
Abdi looked up and saw Soren draped all over me. Something flashed in his face before it returned to his normal polite blankness. “No. Thank you.”
Soren rolled his eyes. “Aw, come on, you can climb out of your shell for one night. We’re okay with thirdies, aren’t we, Teeg?” His hand squeezed my shoulder.
Abdi said nothing, and Soren’s voice got louder. “We’d have to hose you off before you walked in, though. All that thirdie pollution might stink up the place.” His gang giggled.
“Get off me,” I snapped, and tried to shrug away from Soren’s grip.
His hand followed my motion. “Just a bit of fun, Teeg. Thirdie dirt grinds in, you know?”
“It’s not funny, Soren. Let go!”
Zaneisha was clearly wondering whether it was time to take steps, but Abdi didn’t hesitate, closing the distance between us. “Tegan said let go,” he said softly.
Soren took his hand away with exaggerated care. “Like that, is it? Makes sense. Thirdie loves freezie. Why don’t you take her home to your seventeen brothers and sisters? You can show her your mud hut and—”
Abdi was fast, but Zaneisha was much faster, deflecting the punch he aimed at Soren and trapping his arm. “Take a walk,” she suggested, her voice calm. “If you fight in here, someone could get hurt.”
He closed his eyes and nodded. Zaneisha let him go, and I shot to my feet and followed him out the door.
“Hey,” I called, but he gave no sign of hesitating. I jogged after him through the thankfully empty halls. “Don’t make me chase you down,” I said. “You know I can do it.”
Abdi stopped. “Go back to your famer friend,” he said without turning around. “He can help you with your interview.”
“That asshole is not my friend! And I’m not—you can’t think I’m doing that interview because I want to.”
He turned. “What do you want, then?”
“To tell you I think Soren’s a racist jerk and I’m never going to his parties.” I looked over my shoulder. Zaneisha was right behind me, but no one else was around. Yet. “Look, if you want to hide for a while, I know a good place.”
I took his arm, and though the muscles were rigid under my hand, he didn’t resist when I tugged him into the janitor’s closet I’d fled to on my first day. Zaneisha raised an eyebrow but stayed outside when I gave her a pleading look.
It was dark again, of course, but Koko provided enough illumination to show that Abdi’s fists were clenching as he stood between the mop rack and a stack of replacement humanure containers. I hesitated, not sure if I should stay or go.
“He hates me,” he said. “He hates me for no reason, because he needs someone to hate, and I am here.”
I was pretty sure he wasn’t actually talking to me, but I nodded.
“He’s a stupid, arrogant child!” Abdi shoved the humanure containers. They rocked, threatening to topple. I braced, pushing them back into place. “But people listen to him. My mother said people would say things, but I didn’t think—”
The moment was too raw. I should have left, and yet I couldn’t look away.
He dropped his eyes and took a deep breath, then another. “Thank you,” he said after a minute. “Starting a fistfight would have attracted the wrong kind of attention.”
“Thank Zaneisha, not me. I was kind of hoping you’d hit him.”
He let out a huff of air that wasn’t quite a laugh. “If I am charged with assault, I will be deported.”
“I don’t think you need publicity, either. Not that sort.”
“But it would feel so good,” I sighed, and this time his laugh was real. “Thank you for the Ringo songs. I didn’t know you knew Joph.”
“She’s all right. She doesn’t bother people. She doesn’t gossip.”
“How did you get to know each other?”
His face hardened into blankness again. “Just in class.”
That was clearly my cue. “Speaking of class,” I said, and got up, “I’ll see you later.”
“Yes,” he said. “You will.”
But except for a few stray thoughts, I was actually too busy to think about Abdi much for the rest of the week.
Okay. He’s laughing at me. Because apparently I am sooooo funny.
All right, I might have looked at him once or twice. But I noticed more than a few glances coming my way. It’s sort of obvious when someone seated in front of you keeps looking at the back of the classroom, you know.
Hah, yes, who’s laughing now?
Anyway.
I really was very busy. On top of school, and my psych and physical testing at the base, and the constant media training and critiques from Tatia, Zaneisha had stuck to her promise to teach me martial arts. I got an hour of training every day between school and Tatia.
I’d had this sort of wistful vision of being hailed as a martial arts prodigy and going straight to breaking bricks in half with my hands. My bodyguard squashed that notion at the beginning of our first session, which took place in our kitchen, on the mats she’d laid out there.
Zaneisha put me through a warm-up routine that stretched every muscle I had and made my heart feel as if it were going to pulse out of my chest. Then she taught me how to fall.
Actually, I was kind of good at that, if not quite prodigy level. If there’s one thing you learn from free running, it’s how to roll with the impact of your landing and protect your head. But I hadn’t practiced falling backward from a standing position, and it took a little effort to learn how to sit down and slap the mat as I went back.
“Break your fall, not your head,” Zaneisha instructed as the back of said head touched the mat lightly. I got her point, annoyed with myself; it would have hurt, had I done it on concrete.
“Three more times,” Zaneisha said. “And then I’ll teach you some throws.”
That was enough motivation to get up again. After being tossed a few times myself, just to make sure I’d got the falling part down, I learned how to throw Zaneisha if she bear-hugged me from behind, if she tried to choke me from the front, and if for some reason I just needed to throw her without any provocation on her part. That one was especially fun.
“Very good,” she said. “You should rehydrate now.”
I nodded and got myself a drink. Zaneisha leaned against the bench and watched me swallow.
“Have you ever thought of following your father into the army?” she asked.
I sprayed water all over the floor.
She looked as if she was thinking of slapping me on the back, so I waved her away and leaned over the sink, arms braced, until the coughing stopped. “Um,” I said. “Well, I’ve thought about it. But I have, you know, liberal tendencies. And a few problems with authority.”
“So did I,” she said. “My parents are American. They immigrated here just before the fundamentalist wars. I grew up with no trust for the government—any government.” Her eyes were intent upon my face, and I tried not to back away. Besides, there was nowhere to back up to. “I don’t deny that society needs radicals and protesters to ask questions of the people in charge. You might be better off in a less structured environment. But the army can be a very good place for people like you and me, Tegan.”
I tried to raise one eyebrow, something I’ve never been able to do very well.
She smiled, warm and bright. “Really. We need people who can think, who can make fast decisions, who care about the well-being of others. And, of course, people who have a certain kinetic ability. Your free running has taught you to think laterally in terms of body motion, and you picked up those throws very fast today. With discipline and comradeship, you could be exceptional.”
This was by far the biggest speech Zaneisha had ever made in my presence.
And two days ago, I would have been thrilled to hear it. But I’d seen Dawson drive up to that warehouse in the middle of the night, and my doubts must have been very clear on my face.
“Just think about it,” Zaneisha advised.
“Okay,” I said. It seemed easiest.
Then Tatia came in, and the next ten minutes were taken up with her horror at the fact that I was actually sweating, and by the way, Teeg, chicken, where are your glitter gloves, and my goodness, what have you done with your hair?
There was absolutely no time in that week for Bethari to come to my place so we could talk about what we’d seen and how we could further investigate. I didn’t trust Koko to transmit or receive a secure message, and at Tatia’s insistence, I was attending school only in the mornings.
We couldn’t even find some privacy at school, and Soren was to blame. While I’d gone after Abdi, Bethari had ripped the famer up one side and down the other for being a first-class bazza, and Joph had flatly stated that she’d never supply his parties again. The next day, Soren made a couple more overtures of friendship to me, which I ignored with all the contempt I could muster.
After that, Soren gave up on wanting to be my friend and went straight for making my life hell. His cohorts spread out on the rooftop garden, leaned against the corridor walls, loitered on the stairs, and kept up a constant report of my activities to the tubes. It was never quite enough to trip the school’s honor code, but more than enough to make me miserable.
The Living Dead Girl is wearing makeup today, but she’s put it on all wrong.
The Living Dead Girl is having trouble with basic physics lessons.
The Living Dead Girl stared at Abdi Taalib all through his flute performance instead of taking notes for criticism like she was supposed to.
On Wednesday morning, Bethari and I headed for Joph’s janitor’s closet as soon as we got to school. But when we opened the door, Soren was there, too, smiling at Joph and making idle conversation about the scents of cleaning products.
“He won’t go away,” Joph said miserably.
Soren’s smile was brilliant. “It’s all school property,” he said. “I’m as entitled to be here as you are.”
“You think you’re entitled to everything,” Bethari said.
He ignored her and wiggled his fingers at me. “Hello, Teeg. You’re going to love my next report. The Living Dead Girl loves hiding in small, dark spaces, probably because her mind has been irreparably warped by the revival process—so sad.”
“You’re disgusting.”
“I’m angry,” he said, the smile dropping away. “How dare you side with that filthy thirdie over me?”
“Because I have good taste,” I said, and stormed off to the classroom, disgust thick in my throat.
Still, he couldn’t keep it up forever. He’d get bored, or his friends would want to torment someone else. Bethari and I would just have to wait until the interview was over and the publicity had died down, and then we could work on a plan to find out what Dawson was up to with the Ark Project, and what it had to do with me.
On Thursday, the day of the interview, I missed school altogether, and Tatia called in her team.
I’d thought the previous makeover had been more than adequate, but oh-ho-ho-ho no. The top layer of skin was scrubbed off, any pimples banished, every single hair below my eyelashes stripped away (at least that didn’t hurt, but it was deeply obnoxious), and of course I had absolutely no say in any of it.
The hairstylist hummed to himself, added extensions, snipped off bits here and there, straightened bits, curled bits, sprayed me with a dozen things, and then, the crowning indignity, turned to Tatia to ask, “What do you think?”
“I think I look like a mannequin,” I said.
“A beautiful mannequin,” Tatia said. “Reasonable, Jacob.” She turned to me and clapped her hands twice. “And now, my favorite part!”
Apparently my makeup was too important to be trusted to anyone else; Tatia brushed and buffed and blended until I wanted to scream.
But that might have cracked my lip color, and then I’d have to do the whole thing over again. “There,” she said at last. “Perfect.”
I opened my eyes. The girl in the mirror was recognizably me; it wouldn’t have helped Dawson’s goals to completely alter my features. But everything had been heightened or flattened. My lips were bright red, the cupid’s bow of my mouth emphasized. My eyebrows had been left fashionably unplucked but darkened until they were the same shade as my hair. Tatia had put in contact lenses that enlarged my irises and added huge fake lashes, top and bottom. My eyes looked enormous, gleaming dark brown against skin that had been polished to ivory, with just a touch of warm pink on my cheekbones.
All my imperfections were gone. No hairs on my upper lip, no persistent zit just under my left ear. The length of my nose was still physically there—I touched it for reassurance—but some trick of shading and perspective had diminished it to a tiny button.
There was something weirdly familiar about the way I looked, with my black hair molded into smooth waves and collected into the illusion of lustrous curls at the nape of my neck.
I climbed into the costume of a heavy blue tunic and gold leggings, trying to pin down that resemblance.
“Snow White!” I said suddenly. “You made me look like Snow White!”
“Awakened from a deathlike sleep by a handsome prince,” she agreed. “We want people to see you as a romantic heroine, not a leech on our national resources.”
“Do people even watch Disney anymore?”
“There was a revival about ten years ago. That’s long enough that the association will be familiar but largely subliminal.”
This was just great. The Beatles were obscure trivia, but people could still recognize that stupid movie. It wasn’t worth pointing out that I’d been awakened from actual death by a doctor and an army initiative instead of any kind of prince; Tatia was perfectly capable of ignoring these inconvenient facts.
“Now, another question run-through,” she said, and I tried not to groan too audibly.
Bethari called me right before the interview, just as my nerves were about to fray completely. I yelled at Tatia until she backed out and left me alone in my room.
“Nervous?” Bethari asked.
“Oh my god, yes,” I said. “I’ll be so glad when this interview is over and things get back to normal.”
There was silence on the other end of the line. “Bethari?”
“I thought you knew,” she said. “Don’t you check yourself on the tubes anymore?”
“Not since I found that place that talks about where people would take me for our honeymoon. What don’t I know?”
“There are rumors that other interviews will soon be announced.”
I sat down on the floor. I didn’t really mean to—my legs just dropped out from under me. “What?”
“It makes sense. If this goes well, you’ll be a public figure. An army success story. They really need one, after all the complaints that they can’t keep the northern borders closed. Australia for Australians are calling them cowards.”
“Oh, Lord,” I whispered. “Give me strength.”
“Um, it might just be rumors, but there’s also talk about a shadow documentary shot by a live-in crew. Maybe a government-funded Tegan Tour around Australia and to troops stationed overseas.”
“Oh, for heaven’s sake. Why don’t they just make dolls with my face on them and sell them to raise money?”
“Um. If it helps, the profits will probably go to charity.”
“You’re kidding. You’re kidding me.”
“It could all be random ontedy. People say a lot of stuff on the tubes.”
“But you don’t think it is.”
“Not all of it,” Bethari said. “Tegan, you’re really valuable to them. People think you’re cute. Even when you get things wrong, they think it’s kind of sweet, the past-timer messing things up.”
“Like a toy,” I said. “Like a pet.”
Someone knocked on the door.
“Go away, Tatia!”
“It’s me,” Marie’s voice said. “May I come in?”
“I have to go,” I told Bethari.
“Oh no. Sorry about the worst encouraging phone call ever. Joph and I are watching from her place, and we’re wishing you luck.”
“Thanks.” I signed off. “Come in, Marie.”
She slipped in the door. Even though she wasn’t going to be on camera, Tatia had insisted on dressing her in a dark red gown accented with glowing microfibers. Marie looked very beautiful, and very uncomfortable.
“He’s here,” she said. “Are you ready?”
“No. But I’d better go up anyway. Are you going to watch?”
“I’ll be standing right behind Tatia and Colonel Dawson,” she promised.
I squared my shoulders and felt the heavy fabric move across my body. “All right, then. Let’s do it.”
Personalizing me to my audience required a cozy, home location. My cozy home. Professional cleaners had polished Marie’s already spotless kitchen and added a bowl of citrus fruit to the bench for color and light. The table had been removed, and a couch had been brought in.
I saw at a glance that the spindly legs and elaborate brocade upholstery were meant to bolster my image as a fairy-tale princess.
Carl Hurfest stood to greet me. His eyes gleamed as he took in my makeover. “Hello again, Tegan,” he said, and then paused deliberately. “Wait, it’s Teeg, isn’t it?”
Don’t lose your temper, I thought, and we began.