Knock knock! Who’s there?
Udder. Udder who?
Would you like to hear an udder knock-knock joke?
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Achilles. Achilles who?
Achilles mosquitos if they don’t quit biting me!
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Mike Howell. Mike Howell who?
Mike Howell give you lots of milk!
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Arnold. Arnold who?
Arnold dog can’t learn new tricks!
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Conch. Conch who?
Conch you come outside for a while?
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Lionel. Lionel who?
Lionel bite you if you get too close at the zoo!
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Distinct. Distinct who?
Distinct of de skunk out here is de worst!
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Gibbon. Gibbon who?
Why are you Gibbon me such a hard time?
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Polly Warner. Polly Warner who?
Polly Warner cracker?
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Whale. Whale who?
Whale, whale, whale, what have we here?
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Sham. Sham who?
Sham-u, the killer whale!
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Kelp. Kelp who?
Kelp me get a gift for my mom.
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Fido. Fido who?
Fido away, will you miss me?
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Rabbit. Rabbit who?
Rabbit up and let’s go!
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Quacker. Quacker who?
Quacker ’nother bad joke and I’m outta here!
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Flea. Flea who?
Flea blind mice, flea blind mice, see how they run, see how they run …
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Oink-oink. Oink-oink who?
Are you a pig or an owl?
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Ocelot. Ocelot who?
Ocelot of questions, don’t you?
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Dog. Dog who?
Dog-gone it, open the door!
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Cows go. Cows go who?
No, cows go moo.
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Amoeba. Amoeba who?
Amoeba silly, but I really like knock-knock jokes!
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Dino. Dino who?
Dino-mite!
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Spider. Spider who?
Spider what everyone says, I like you!
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Newt. Newt who?
Newt to this neighborhood, can you show me around?
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Viper. Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
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Honeybee. Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear, and go get me a soda.
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Geese. Geese who?
Geese what I’m going to do if you don’t open the door!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Tick. Tick who?
Is tock there? It’s time we got back together!
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Baby owl. Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you around sometime?
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Panther. Panther who?
Panther what you wear on your legths.
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Robin. Robin who?
Robin your house!
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Meow. Meow who?
Take meow to the ball game …
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Feline. Feline who?
Feline fine, thanks for asking! You?
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Moose. Moose who?
Moose you always be so suspicious?
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Gnats. Gnats who?
Gnats not funny!
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Weevil. Weevil who?
Weevil stay just a minute, promise!
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Beehive. Beehive who?
Beehive yourself!
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Stork. Stork who?
Stork up on food—storm’s a comin’!
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Ostrich. Ostrich who?
Ostrich my arms up to the sky!
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Toucan. Toucan who?
Well, toucan play that game!
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Giraffe. Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat in there?
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Heron. Heron who?
Heron any knock-knock jokes you like yet?
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Bee. Bee who?
Bee yourself!
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Badger. Badger who?
I’ll badger no more if you let me in!
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Elephant. Elephant who?
You forgot to feed the elephant!
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Bat. Bat who?
Bat you’ll let me in soon.
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Fur. Fur who?
Waiting fur you to open the door.
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Chimp. Chimp who?
I think it’s pronounced shampoo.
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Pooch. Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Claws. Claws who?
Claws the door behind you.
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Possum. Possum who?
Possum food to me, I’m hungry!
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A herd. A herd who?
A herd you were home so I came right over.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Beaver. Beaver who?
Beaver quiet, and no one will hear us!
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Kanga. Kanga who?
No, kangaroo!
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Hee-haw. Hee-haw who?
Well, are you a donkey or an owl?
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Koala. Koala who?
Koala the cops, I’ve been robbed!
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Collie. Collie who?
Collie-flower is good for you.
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Mustang. Mustang who?
Mustang up the phone and answer the door!
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Safari. Safari who?
Safari so good.
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Anteater. Anteater who?
Anteater dinner, but Uncle wasn’t hungry.
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Weasel. Weasel who?
Weasel while you work …
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Otter. Otter who?
You otter apologize to me!
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Howl. Howl who?
Howl you know … unless you open the door?
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I lecture. I lecture who?
I lecture dog out of the yard, sorry!
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Wood ant. Wood ant who?
Don’t be afraid, I wood ant hurt a fly!
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Cat. Cat who?
Cat you think of a better joke than that?
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Cattle. Cattle who?
Cattle purr if you pet her.
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Goose. Goose who?
Goose see a doctor for that cough!
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Rhino. Rhino who?
Rhino every single knock-knock joke!