Knock knock! Who’s there?
Elmo. Elmo who?
You don’t know who Elmo is?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Merilee. Merilee who?
Merilee we roll along, roll along, roll along …
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Joanna. Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Bashful. Bashful who?
I can’t say—I’m too embarrassed!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Thor. Thor who?
Thor-ry, wrong house!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Dora. Dora who?
Dora my way, or I’d come on in with Map and Swiper.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Art. Art who?
Art-who-D-2. Beep-boop!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Dallas. Dallas who?
Dallas in Wonderland!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Alito. Alito who?
Alito of the pack.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Diarrhea. Diarrhea who?
Diarrhea wimpy kid.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Grinch. Grinch who?
Grinch who stole Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Siri. Siri who?
Siri, wrong house!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Yah. Yah who?
No, I use Google.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Fantastic Four. Fantastic Four who?
Fantastic Four you to let us in already!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Jacqueline. Jacqueline who?
Jacqueline Hyde.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Eeyore. Eeyore who?
Eeyore not letting me in, and that makes me sad!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Milhouse. Milhouse who?
Milhouse is empty, can I come hang out with you for a while?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Popeye. Popeye who?
Popeye wanna talk to you, you in there with Ma?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Tintin. Tintin who?
Tintin happen to leave the door unlocked, I guess.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Shrek. Shrek who?
You Shrek me to stand out here all day and wait for you?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse who?
Mickey Mouse not be the right one, because I can’t seem to unlock the door!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Romeo. Romeo who?
Romeo-nly me and Juliet out here!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes who?
Sherlock Holmes up, or somebody could break in.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Tigger. Tigger who?
Tigger treat!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Snow. Snow who?
There’s snow place like home!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Only. Only who?
Only you can prevent forest fires!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Oz. Oz who?
Oz just about to tell you if you’d give me a second.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Narnia. Narnia who?
Narnia business.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Pink Panther. Pink Panther who?
Pink Panther all I have to wear, I better do some laundry!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Juicy. Juicy who?
Juicy that new movie trailer?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Sombrero. Sombrero who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow …
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Rupert. Rupert who?
Rupert your left foot in, Rupert your left foot out …
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Ivan. Ivan who?
Ivan working on the railroad …
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Captain Jack. Captain Jack who?
Captain Jack-ed your stuff. He is a pirate, after all.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Kermit. Kermit who?
Grab Kermit and a ball, and let’s play catch!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Deduct. Deduct who?
Donald Deduct, quack-quack!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Sloane. Sloane who?
Sloane Ranger. Hi-ho, Silver!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Yachts. Yachts who?
Eh, yachts up, Doc?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Pooh. Pooh who?
Don’t cry, I’m a friendly bear.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Moana. Moana who?
Moana come in for a while?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Belle. Belle who?
No, there’s no need for ballyhoo, it’s just me.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Mater. Mater who?
See you Mater, alligator!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Chicken Little. Chicken Little who?
The sky is falling!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Nemo. Nemo who?
Nemo knock-knock jokes? I’ve got plenty!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Mr. Incredible. Mr. Incredible who?
Mr., it’s incredible you haven’t let me in yet!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Jughead. Jughead who?
Jughead-ed out real soon!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Josie. Josie who?
Just Josie, no Pussycats.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Bond. Bond who?
Bond to succeed if you keep trying!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Smurfette. Smurfette who?
Smurfette all the smurfberries!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Fozzie. Fozzie who?
Fozzie last time, these are supposed to be funny! Wocka-wocka-wocka!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Gumby. Gumby who?
Gumby banned at school, so you better not bring any!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty who?
Hello Kitty, do you want some tuna?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Dory. Dory who?
Hi, I’m Dory. Want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Richie Rich. Richie Rich who?
Richie Rich you could at least say hi.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Road Runner. Road Runner who?
Beep-beep!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Chip ’n’ Dale. Chip ’n’ Dale who?
Chip, ’n’, Dale cover the rest.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Batman. Batman who?
Just Batman. I work alone.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Remy. Remy who?
Remy come in there and make you some dinner!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Stitch. Stitch who?
Stitch you hear I like you?
