Knock knock! Who’s there?
Shoes. Shoes who?
Shoes me to come in there, and not anybody else!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Stopper. Stopper who?
Stopper, she just ran away with your newspaper!
Knock, knock! Who’s there?
Accordion. Accordion who?
Accordion to the weather forecaster, it’s going to rain tomorrow.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Statue. Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Aisle. Aisle who?
Aisle see you around!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Jewel. Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Freighter. Freighter who?
Freighter snakes? I know I am!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Adopt. Adopt who?
Adopt my pencil on the ground and it rolled away.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Thistle. Thistle who?
Thistle make you laugh!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Diesel. Diesel who?
Diesel man, he played one …
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Swatter. Swatter who?
Swatter you doing later?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Iota. Iota who?
Iota leave!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
York hat. York hat who?
York hat kept me up all night caterwauling!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Hair. Hair who?
Hair today, gone tomorrow!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Issue. Issue who?
Issue crazy? It’s me!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Heart. Heart who?
Heart you glad to see me?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Knee. Knee who?
Knee-d you ask?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Icon. Icon who?
Icon tell you a different knock-knock joke if you like.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Diploma. Diploma who?
Diploma is here to fix de sink!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Fiddle. Fiddle who?
Fiddle make you happy, I guess I’ll tell you.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Razor. Razor who?
Razor hands in the air like you just don’t care!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Train. Train who?
Someone needs to train you to answer the door when people knock!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Mustache. Mustache who?
Please let me in, I mustache you an important question!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Bingo. Bingo who?
Bingo-ing to come see you for ages!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Chess. Chess who?
Me!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Tennis. Tennis who?
Tennis too many dogs for this small house!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Tide. Tide who?
Tide of these knock-knock jokes yet?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Ice. Ice who?
Ice to see you, too.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Eyes. Eyes who?
Eyes better come in before it gets too dark.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Rain. Rain who?
Rain, dear, like the ones that pull Santa’s sleigh!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Weed. Weed who?
Weed better leave soon.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Ear. Ear who?
Ear you are, at long last!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Cargo. Cargo who?
Cargo “beep-beep!”
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Radio. Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Dumbbell. Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Window. Window who?
Window you think we’ll get tired of these knock-knock jokes?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Nose. Nose who?
I nose a lot more knock-knock jokes, if you’re interested in hearing them.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Sonata. Sonata who?
Sonata big deal.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Comet. Comet who?
Comet a crime, and you’ll go to prison.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Clothesline. Clothesline who?
Clothesline all over the floor are going to end up wrinkled.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Detail. Detail who?
Detail of de cat is on de end.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Atlas. Atlas who?
Atlas, you’re home!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Stopwatch. Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open up!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Botany. Botany who?
Botany good books lately?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Dishwasher. Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I got my dentures.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Acid. Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Thermos. Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this one!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Cotton. Cotton who?
Cotton a trap. Help me get out!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Dots. Dots who?
Dots for me to know, and you to find out!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Ooze. Ooze who?
Ooze been telling you all these terrible knock-knock jokes?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to be my neighbor?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Bug spray. Bug spray who?
Bug spray that spiders won’t eat them!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Saber. Saber who?
Saber, she’s drowning!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Disguise. Disguise who?
Disguise de limit!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Wheel. Wheel who?
Wheel stop telling these jokes when we’re good and ready!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Cadillac. Cadillac who?
Cadillac mad if you step on his tail.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Auto. Auto who?
Auto know, but I forgot.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Snow. Snow who?
This is snow time for questions, open up. It’s snowing!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Dozen. Dozen who?
Dozen anybody wanna come out and play?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Hatch. Hatch who?
Have you got a cold or something?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Tire. Tire who?
Tire shoelaces or you’ll trip and fall!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Nuisance. Nuisance who?
What’s nuisance the last time I saw you?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Husk. Husk who?
Bless you!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Ore. Ore who?
Ore else!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Brick. Brick who?
Brick or treat!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Gunpowder. Gunpowder who?
Gunpowder my nose.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Stick. Stick who?
Stick around.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Armor. Armor who?
Armor friends in there?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Chest. Chest who?
Chest got back from vacation!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Arrow. Arrow who?
Arrow on the side of caution.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Oak. Oak who?
Oak out below!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Wool. Wool who?
Wool you let me in?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
A boat. A boat who?
A boat time I got here.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Kimono. Kimono who?
Kimono my house sometime!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Zipper. Zipper who?
Zipper-dee-doo-dah!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Canoe. Canoe who?
Canoe please get off my foot?
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Lavender. Lavender who?
Lavender world laughs with you.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Cologne. Cologne who?
Cologne Ranger!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Dew. Dew who?
Dew something about your room, it’s a mess!
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Tree. Tree who?
Tree more days until vacation!
