8

THE “PLACE” TO BE

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Uphill. Uphill who?

Uphill would make me feel better.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Rio. Rio who?

Did you Rio-range your yard ornaments?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Europe. Europe who?

Well, that’s just rude.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Sicily. Sicily who?

Sicily question!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Congo. Congo who?

Congo to the store without your wallet!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Fresno. Fresno who?

Fresno way I’m sticking around here any longer!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Alaska. Alaska who?

Alaska ’nother house if you don’t know the answer.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Minnesota. Minnesota who?

Minnesotas are fine, but I prefer extra-large ones.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Bucharest. Bucharest who?

Bucharest at the best spa!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Eureka. Eureka who?

Eureka something foul!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Calle. Calle who?

Calle-fornia is where I live.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Amazon. Amazon who?

Amazon of my mother and father.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Oslo. Oslo who?

Oslo down, what’s the rush?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Ottawa. Ottawa who?

Ottawa know it’s really you?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Samoa. Samoa who?

Just Samoa knock-knock jokes you haven’t heard before!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Melbourne. Melbourne who?

Melbourne 13 years ago today, we have to get him a present!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Taipei. Taipei who?

Taipei 70 words a minute is really fast!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Toronto. Toronto who?

Toronto be a law against knock-knock jokes!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Tripoli. Tripoli who?

Tripoli play!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Cleveland. Cleveland who?

Cleveland and don’t come back!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

China. China who?

China get you to open this door is very difficult!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Iowa. Iowa who?

Iowa you one, buddy!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Altoona. Altoona who?

Altoona piano, and you can play it!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Eden. Eden who?

Eden up all your vegetables!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Sherwood. Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to come in!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Israel. Israel who?

Israel nice to meet you!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Peru. Peru who?

Peru it’s really you!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Afghanistan. Afghanistan who?

Afghanistan out here all day!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Budapest. Budapest who?

You’re nothing Budapest!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Uganda. Uganda who?

Uganda lot of friends when you picked up this book!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Quebec. Quebec who?

Quebec to the end of the line.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Marsh. Marsh who?

Marsh on out here!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Iran. Iran who?

Iran all the way here!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Havana. Havana who?

Havana wonderful time!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Kenya. Kenya who?

Kenya guess who this is?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Eiffel. Eiffel who?

Eiffel down, help me up!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Jamaica. Jamaica who?

Jamaica up all these jokes yourself?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Anthill. Anthill who?

Anthill-da’s here again.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Europe. Europe who?

Europe to no good, I bet.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Ohio. Ohio who?

Ohio’s it going?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Babylon. Babylon who?

Babylon all you want—I’m not really listening.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Florida. Florida who?

Florida bathroom is all wet!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

B.C. B.C. who?

B.C.-ing you real soon, I hope.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Garden. Garden who?

Stop garden the door and let me in!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Aspen. Aspen who?

Aspen all day thinking about you!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Chile. Chile who?

It’s Chile out here, open up!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Germany. Germany who?

Germany people knock on your door?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Uruguay. Uruguay who?

You go Uruguay, and I’ll go mine.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Indonesia. Indonesia who?

I see you and I get weak Indonesia.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Russian. Russian who?

Stop Russian me!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Utah. Utah who?

Utah-king to me?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Indy. Indy who?

Indy upstairs bathroom!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

York. York who?

York coming over to my place soon!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Dublin. Dublin who?

Dublin over in pain from laughing at all these knock-knock jokes!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Scotland. Scotland who?

Scotland on his head! Quick, call an ambulance!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Highway. Highway who?

Highway about 100 pounds.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Arizona. Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Tunis! Tunis who?

Tunis company, three’s a crowd!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Suriname. Suriname who?

Suriname Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Belize. Belize who?

Let’s fill our Belize at the buffet!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Rome. Rome who?

Rome is where the heart is!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

France. France who?

France stick together, no matter what!

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Spain. Spain who?

No time, I’ll Spain later!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Detour. Detour who?

Detour de France comes by here in five minutes!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Cosmos. Cosmos who?

Cosmos of us are waiting outside. Let us in!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Armenia. Armenia who?

Armenia every word I say.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Avenue. Avenue who?

Avenue been missing me?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Aurora. Aurora who?

Aurora going to open the door?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Formosa. Formosa who?

Formosa the summer I stayed home.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Boise. Boise who?

Boise back in town!

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Guinea. Guinea who?

Guinea five!

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Paris. Paris who?

Paris good, but I’d prefer an apple.

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Italy. Italy who?

Italy a shame if you don’t open up!

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Genoa. Genoa who?

Genoa any good places to go around here?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Turin. Turin who?

Turin to a vampire on Halloween!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Hallways. Hallways who?

Hallways knew you were mean.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Utica. Utica who?

Utica long way home, huh?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Tokyo. Tokyo who?

What Tokyo so long?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Heaven. Heaven who?

Heaven you had enough of these jokes yet?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Hacienda. Hacienda who?

Hacienda the chapter.