“Have I got this right, Tish?” my best friend, Julia, asks in a distracted tone. “You’re saying you haven’t heard from this guy in a couple of days?”
I’m lying on my dining room floor, the phone receiver cradled under my ear. I can feel the itchy wool rug beneath me, and the hardness of the wood floor it covers. There’s a string of old spiderwebs dangling from the plaster cornice on the ceiling. I have no idea how long it’s been there. I don’t usually lie on my dining room floor. I don’t usually have a reason to. But my heart feels like there’s a hand holding it, and that hand is squeezing, squeezing, so:
“It isn’t the number of days, really, but that he hasn’t answered my email—” I stop myself before I add an “s.” I have to be careful here.
There’s a hint of movement on my leg. It’s a small black ant. A line of them is marching across the floor from the kitchen. I don’t know where they’re going, but I seem to be in their way.
“I still don’t get it. What’s the big deal?” Julia asks. Her three-year-old calls for her in the background. His father shushes him.
And that’s the million-dollar question, because the big deal is what took me four hours to place this call. The big deal is what I’m still not sure I can say out loud, though I’ve got to say something now that I’ve got Julia on the line.
“Tish,” she says when I’ve been silent too long. “This really isn’t a good time …”
Here’s my out. I could let her go, give in to the fact that she doesn’t really want to know what I called to tell her. She might even forget we had this conversation. The taste might remain on her brain, but the substance would be gone, like the thought you have right before sleep, the invention, the perfect line, the thing you ought to write down and never do.
I could let her go, but I don’t. Because I’m drowning here, on the floor, with the ants marching across me, the phone slick in my hand. If someone doesn’t pull me out, I may be lost forever.
“Please. Don’t hang up.”
“All right. Give me two minutes. Don’t go anywhere.”
I almost laugh. If I could go somewhere, anywhere, I’d already be there.
I hear the phone click onto the kitchen counter, and the brief negotiation with Ken about taking care of Will for a few minutes.
“Yes, it’s important,” she says, followed by a mumble of assent.
I listen to Will’s wail as his mother leaves the room, and Ken’s curse and immediate apology, like his three-year-old son would be mad at him for swearing.
“Okay,” Julia says a minute later. I can hear the silence behind her. “I’m in the study with the door closed. What the hell’s going on?”
I felt the first flutter of worry Friday night.
After dinner and a movie with Zoey on the couch while Brian worked late, I realized Jeff had never written to say how the firing had gone. He’d been fretting about it so much, I was sure he’d be eager to tell me all about it. But when I checked my email, there was just the message he’d sent earlier in the day.
How’d it go? I typed, and waited a minute for his response. When it didn’t come, I put my phone down and turned my attention back to Zoey, who was impatient to tell me the problems she had with Letters to Juliet, the movie we’d watched.
Brian got home while Zoey was on point #7.
“And why do the main characters always have to hate one another at the beginning of the movie? Like, hello, red flag. It’s so obvious they’re going to get together.”
She stopped her tirade to run to the door and jump on Brian’s back, insisting he take her for a lap around the house even though, at eleven, she knows she’s kind of too old for it.
Brian dropped his medical bag and complied. Zoey whooped with delight. I followed them through the kitchen to the dining room, and up the stairs to her bedroom. It was getting late, close to ten, and Brian ended his tour by dumping Zoey on her bed and pointing to the red, glowing numbers on the clock next to it.
“You need your sleep, kid,” he said, his voice gravelly from a long day. “Big weekend.”
“I know.”
He rumpled her hair, and I kissed her cheek. Together we said, “Don’t read too late,” then we laughed, the three of us, the laughter following Brian and me down the hall to our bedroom.
The sight of our soft king-sized bed made me exhausted. I began to undress.
“Late one tonight,” I said.
Brian loosened his tie. “Sorry about that. Harry’s kids had croup again.”
“You must be the last doctor in the world that still makes house calls.”
“I hope not.”
I gathered my clothes together and dropped them into the hamper. Brian came up behind me and slipped his arm around my waist, placing his lips against my neck. I leaned against him, briefly, trying to summon the energy to return his kiss, finish loosening his tie.
“I’m exhausted,” I said.
“I can be quick.”
I turned and looped my hands around his neck. He was smiling, but I knew he meant it too.
“Why don’t we wait until it doesn’t have to be quick?”
“I’m going to hold you to that.”
“Good.” I kissed him, pressing my lips tightly against his to seal our deal. “You coming to bed?”
“I think I’m going to eat something first, watch the news.”
“Don’t stay up too late. Big day tomorrow, right, kid?”
He smiled. “It is.”
We kissed again briefly and separated, me headed for my nightly ritual in the bathroom, he to the leftovers waiting for him in the fridge. A few minutes later I slipped between the cool sheets and rested my head on my pillow. I didn’t even bother reaching for my book. Instead, I curled onto my side, and the last thing I remember thinking is I hope Jeff is doing okay.
Saturday morning passed quickly while I made sure Zoey and Brian had everything ready for their overnight trip to the Spoken Word Regionals, a three-hour drive away.
Zoey’s dress needed a last-minute ironing, and she’s always pretty particular about what she eats on competition days. It was almost eleven by the time they’d packed themselves into the car. Brian was going to have to drive faster than I liked to think about to get there on time. I watched him back out of the driveway, waving at them through the kitchen window. Zoey had that determined look she always gets, her game face I call it. Brian was wearing his game face too, a mixture of nervousness and pride, similar to my own, I expect.
They navigated successfully down our street and their fate was out of my hands. I went to the hallway and dug around in my purse for my phone. I had three new emails, but none from Jeff. I felt a tinge of disappointment, surprise, then that worry again.
I wracked my brain, trying to remember if he’d told me about something that might explain the absence of an answer. I hesitated for a moment before texting him because we almost never do, but I was worried the firing had gone badly, that he was taking it too much to heart.
Everything go okay? I typed, listening to the words whoosh away from me. Again, I held the phone in my hand for a minute or two, waiting for a response, but there was nothing. I put it down eventually and tried to put it out of my mind. He’d answer when he could.
But he didn’t.
I spent most of the day cleaning the house with increasing obsessiveness. The air smells very clean as I lie here, trying to tell Julia enough to justify this phone call without telling her everything.
As the hours crept by, I began to carry my phone around like a talisman. My heart leapt every time it pinged with an email or text, but they were never from Jeff. A few were from Brian and Zoey, updating me on their progress, letting me know they’d gotten there, that her first round had gone well. These I responded to. The rest, I ignored.
But what I couldn’t understand, or explain to Julia, is what made me so worried, why that worry grew as the hours passed, why it became all-consuming. All I can come up with is that it isn’t just the silence but its quality. Something about our usual connection seems missing, and that absence is tugging away at me. Part of me knows I’m being completely irrational, and the other part is terrified I’m not.
My phone pinged for the last time last night around nine. My breath caught. It was a Google Alert for Jeff Manning. My hands shook as I opened it, but it was nothing. Some other Jeff Manning was getting married. How nice for him. My panic subsided, and I smiled as I remembered setting up the alert in the first place.
It was right around the time of a big mine disaster that dominated the news. In the buzz of media attention, it came to light that one of the miners had a wife and a girlfriend. Jeff and I were emailing about it at work.
Not the best way for something like that to get out, he wrote.
Uh, no. “Something like that.” Funny.
I’m glad I amuse you.
I keep thinking about the girlfriend.
What about her?
Well … and okay, this may be stupid or paranoid or whatever, but … I keep thinking about how the only reason she even knows what happened to him is because it was this big media event. If he’d disappeared or died for some ordinary reason, it’s not like anyone would tell her.
I sense a deeper thought here.
Yeah, well … how would I know if anything ever happened to you? Inter-office memo. Ha!
I went back to work, but the idea stuck with me. How would I know if something ever happened to him? Not that anything should, but still.
Have found a solution, I wrote a few days later.
Solution for?
Miner’s girlfriend problem.
You worry too much.
Like you’re the first person to tell me this?
What’s the solution?
Google Alert.
You think technology is the solution to everything.
Because it is.
So I’d set up a Google Alert for Jeff Manning, the theory being that my friend Google would crawl the net for me and send me a message any time his name was mentioned online.
It ended up being a joke between us. Turns out there are a lot of Jeff Mannings out there. One won a blue ribbon at a state fair for having the biggest pumpkin. One was a professional downhill skier who liked to party when he wasn’t in training. There were even Jeff Manning obituaries once in a while, old men dying peacefully or after a long illness. And once, tragically, a young boy.
Whenever there was a particularly funny one, I’d let Jeff know what his namesake was up to. If one of them died, we’d hold a minute of silence, or make an anonymous donation to the charity specified in the obituary. A really big one in the case of little Jeff Manning.
But underneath, there was always that niggling worry, one I couldn’t even explain to myself, especially since it was so close to the feeling I had about Zoey sometimes, particularly when she was a baby and I was sure I was going to drop her at any moment.
After getting the false Alert, a weariness passed through me, the product of tension and little food. I chewed my thumb, contemplating whether I should send one more message. In the end, I couldn’t help myself from emailing: Worried. Please answer whenever you get this. I didn’t bother waiting for a response. Instead, I brought the phone upstairs with me and left it on my nightstand.
If it buzzed in the night, I wanted to know.
Today, I woke with the sun, exhausted and certain in the knowledge that there was no message.
Lying there in bed, I flipped through the possibilities like they were index cards. One or two of them made me angry, and the rest made me so sad I’d flick them away only to have them return moments later. Others seemed irrational, but what if they weren’t? I don’t possess any special immunity against bad things happening to someone I care about because I can’t handle it.
And all the while, I couldn’t help thinking about the deadline, still weeks away. Clearly, I’m not ready for it. Maybe he figured that out? Maybe this is like agreeing to count to three, but dunking your kid on two, so they don’t see it coming? Well, fuck that. If this turns out to be some kind of test, I’m going to kill him.
A final check of my phone confirmed what I already knew. He hadn’t answered. Again, I couldn’t keep myself from emailing: Really worried. Please, please reply. After I sent it, I didn’t know what to do with myself. All I knew was I had to talk to someone. I had to try to steal someone’s rationality. But talking would mean telling, and I struggled with that for the next several hours as I wandered aimlessly around the house. Eventually, I decided I didn’t have a choice. Someone had to be told, and Julia was the only possibility.
So here I am, on the floor, phone in hand, putting out as few words as possible, trying to downplay, to couch, to duck and cover. But Julia isn’t stupid. And after I hem and haw, she asks the question I was trying to avoid all along.
“Tish, are you having an affair with this man?”