Alien

Christopher

My friends treat me like aliens have

beamed me up and snuck

an android into

my body.

It’s like they can’t figure out how

I got Annabelle to go out

with me, a former

nobody.

They don’t know whether they can slap

my back, mess up my hair, or play-

punch me, like they would

anybody else,

All because the magical touch

of a beautiful girl has

turned me into a

somebody.