Beef-borne illness.

If I were to die of a beef-borne illness,

a beef-born illness, a beef-borne illness;

if I were to die of a beef-borne illness,

I’d hope you would die from it too.

If I named my daughter Beef Borne Illness,

Beef Borne Illness, Beef Borne Illness;

if I named my daughter Beef Borne Illness,

I bet you she could handle her booze.

If I summered by Lake Beef Borne Illness,

Lake Beef Borne Illness, Lake Beef Borne Illness;

if I summered by Lake Beef Borne Illness,

I would discover a better way to drown.

So if you ever sing of beef-borne illness,

beef-born illness, beef-borne illness;

if you ever sing of beef-borne illness,

it will be like you’re not making a sound.