CONTENTS

TITLE PAGE

COPYRIGHT

DEDICATION

FOREPLAY

A brief note from the authors on how this book came to be and the meaning of “satirical feminist erotica.”

NEW EVERYDAY EROTICA FOR FEMINISTS

Even basic errands become oh-so-hot when you add equality to your list of things to bring home.

NEW WORKPLACE EROTICA FOR FEMINISTS

Business trips to pay slips—we’ll get at least 77 percent as scandalous as a man would.

NEW SEX AND DATING EROTICA FOR FEMINISTS

Love me Tinder. From sexy sweatpants to a new plan A for obtaining Plan B, this chapter is all about love and sex in the here and now.

NEW LITERARY EROTICA FOR FEMINISTS

Real-talk Jane Austen, self-aware Nick Carraway, and other imaginings of literary lust.

NEW POP CULTURE EROTICA FOR FEMINISTS

All your favorites show up for a big ol’ orgy of fictional, empowering celebrity smut.

NEW EROTICA FOR FEMINISTS WHO ARE PARENTS

Parents have needs too, even if those needs are mostly just naps.

NEW HISTORICAL EROTICA FOR FEMINISTS

Get the real lowdown on what happened historically from Eve, Helen of Troy, and Eleanor Roosevelt.

14 WAYS TO MAKE OUR FANTASIES A REALITY

Resources to make this book feel obsolete sooner by bringing about a more equitable society.

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

ABOUT THE AUTHORS