Afterword

Astoria Herald, Morning Edition, Sunday, October 25

The Hillside Country Club last night had what board chairman Elgin Perkins described as a “major plumbing disaster.” All the main shower areas developed significant leaks, back-pressure in the sewage pipes caused toilets to overflow, sometimes explosively, spigots were “literally wrenched from their fittings and pulled into the walls.” Several members complained of minor injuries. The entire system had to be shut down, and the areas involved will not be reopened until further notice. Perkins later joked, “If I believed in the supernatural, I'd say a poltergeist was at work here.”

The plumbing contractor responsible for the original installation could not be reached for comment.

Astoria Evening Standard, Tuesday, October 26

The Board of Trustees of the Hillside Country Club Corporation was blocked in court today from foreclosing on lands near the dock area of Astoria and evicting its tenants. Community representative Andrew Walsh has obtained a restraining order from Judge Turteltaub, preventing the Hillside group from moving in tractors until the deeds in question are examined and ownership more clearly defined. Walsh states that the community has the right of first refusal on the property, and he now claims to have cash to purchase it outright.

Hillside Board Chairman Elgin Perkins has said he will appeal the matter to a higher court.

Astoria Evening Standard, Monday, October 27

Seven Cauldron Point children, missing since Saturday, were found, wet but unharmed, last night on a deserted beach near Hillside. Accounts of the disappearance, by the children, were so strange that some authorities suspected drug use among them—a charge they vehemently denied. They had with them a large number of purportedly high-quality precious stones but could offer no explanation of how the gems came to be in their possession, other than a fantastic story involving “squids, pirates, and skeletons.”

The stones have been appraised independently. Their value is undisclosed.

The appearance of the children was linked with the apprehension of the Fratelli mob. Jake Fratelli, who escaped from the state penitentiary Saturday morning, has been sought by police in six counties. All three Fratellis denied knowledge of the missing children or the jewels. They are currently being held without bail at the Hillside Detention Center.

Astoria Herald, Wednesday, October 28

Escaped convict Jake Fratelli returned to state prison today, pending trial with his mother (Mama) and brother (Francis) on six counts of counterfeiting, one count of arson, three counts of unlawful use of weapons, two counts of murder, and twenty-two counts of child abuse relating to Mama Fratelli's youngest son, whose name has been withheld.

Jake has apparently agreed to turn state's evidence on a drug ring whose members have been posing as FBI agents and other law-enforcement officials in order to confiscate large quantities of narcotics from local dealers. Fratelli will be granted immunity from prosecution on this charge and may plead guilty to manslaughter on the murder counts, in return for his testimony.

Astoria Evening Standard, Thursday, October 29

Reports of an unusual, unmarked ship sighted off the coast of Astoria last Sunday night have continued coming in all week. Flying an old “skull and crossbones” insignia, it eluded coast guard craft as heavy fog prevented further pursuit after sunset.

Officials feel it may be one of the vessels used by a local drug ring to smuggle narcotics into the Back Bay area.

Anyone having information relating to the fugitive boat, please contact the sheriff's office or this paper.

Astoria Herald, Friday, October 30

The Hillside Country Club today was purchased for an undisclosed cash amount, by a group calling itself the “Friends of the Goon Docks.” Chairman of the consortium, Andrew Walsh, has stated that the current country club golf course will be razed, to make way for low-income housing. Asked about the fate of the remainder of the country club, Walsh stated that the matter was being investigated, but possibilities included plans for a new historical museum, a children's center, a fish market, a plumbing supply house, a Chinese restaurant, and a public-access invention laboratory.

Previous owner Elgin Perkins was unavailable for comment.

Astoria Evening Standard, Saturday, October 31

The annual Cauldron Point Halloween Gala will be put on by the C.P.J.C.'s tonight at Reingold Hall, at 8 P.M. The theme will be Pirates of the Pacific, and all proceeds will go to the Orphan's Home.

Michael Walsh will give a special address.

Astoria Herald, Morning Edition, Saturday, December 30

Mr. and Mrs Jerry Cohen are pleased to announce the Bar Mitzvah of their recently adopted son, Jason Sloth Cohen, at Temple Beth Solomon, today at 11 A.M. Reception to follow at the Goondock Recreation Center (formerly Hillside Country Club).