Exhibit: ‘Becky Brookfield – the Untold Story’

Catalogue

Object: Baby teeth.

Description: A resealable envelope containing several baby teeth.

Item Number: 6.

Provenance: I think these belong to Becky Brookfield (my mother). It’s possible they belong to Darren Quinn (my dad), but that’s not the feeling I get when I hold them. I think they contain DNA, but I don’t know how to get them tested (Jeremy Kyle could do it, but we’d have to go on the telly and have a big fight). Becky Brookfield’s mother (Nanna Maureen) must have kept the teeth when she was being the tooth fairy.

Display: Either in the original resealable envelope (which might stop being sticky if opened too many times) or in a tiny Tupperware container (plenty in the kitchen).

Curator: Clover Quinn.

Keeper: Darren Quinn.