GUIDE TO ALIEN LANGUAGES

You can, of course, use Intergalactic GarbleTranslate, but if you find yourself without it then here are some key phrases you should learn:

Za Za Swiiflyumpcious = ‘That’s the best stench ever!’

A compliment paid when food served is deliciously pungent – like the whiff of a putrid fungal pie from the planet Pongoo! [by Booty]

Gripeoooh = ‘Oh my belly hurts - or maybe bellies!’

Usually uttered after scoffing a plate of putrid fungal pie. [by Booty]

Doh poonicky! = ‘Don’t panic!’

[by Rockers CH and CB]

Suma bronga pazz = ‘We bring pizza’

It also means ‘We come with pizza’ which is a phrase understood throughout the Entire Known Universe, and Beyond to mean: ‘We come in peace’. [by Rockers CH and CB]

Sarada da = ‘There was a problem with the alarm – we did pay!’ [by Rockers MO]

Xcape NavisCosmos! = ‘Abandon Spaceship!’

Aaaaaargh! = ‘Aaaaaargh!’

In any language in the Entire Known Universe, and Beyond.