Hi, my name is Andy.
This is my friend Terry.
We live in a tree.
Well, when I say ‘tree’, I mean treehouse. And when I say ‘treehouse’, I don’t just mean any old treehouse—I mean a 91-storey treehouse! (It used to be a 78-storey treehouse, but we’ve added another 13 storeys.)
So what are you waiting for? Come on up!
It’s got a tent with a fortune teller called Madam Know-it-all,
a submarine sandwich shop that serves sandwiches the size of actual submarines,
the world’s most powerful whirlpool,
a mashed-potato-and-gravy train,
a spin-and-win prize wheel,
a trophy room,
a human pinball machine,
an air-traffic control tower,
a 91-storey house of cards,
a giant spider web (with a giant spider!),
a desert island,
a garbage dump (with a mysterious old wardrobe on top),
and a big red button (which we’re not sure whether to push or not because we can’t remember what it does).
As well as being our home, the treehouse is also where we make books together. I write the words and Terry draws the pictures.
As you can see, we’ve been doing this for quite a while now.
Sure, it’s easy to get distracted when you live in a 91-storey treehouse …
but, somehow, we always get our book written in the end.
