The honeymoon is over

And he has left for work

Whistling something obvious from La Bohème

And carrying a brown calfskin attaché case

I never dreamed he was capable of owning.

Having started the day

With ten push-ups and a cold shower

Followed by a hearty breakfast.

(What do we actually have in common?)

The honeymoon is over

And I am dry-mopping the floor

In a green Dacron dry-mopping outfit from Saks.

Wondering why I’m not dancing in the dark,

Or rejecting princes.

Or hearing people gasp at my one-man show.

My god, so beautiful and so gifted!

(The trouble is, I never knew a prince.)

The honeymoon is over

And we find that dining by candlelight makes us squint.

And that all the time

I was letting him borrow my comb and hang up his wet raincoat in my closet.

I was really waiting

To stop letting him.

And that all the time

He was saying how he loved my chicken pot pie.

He was really waiting

To stop eating it.

(I guess they call this getting to know each other.)