Never smells of Ajax or Spaghetti-O,
And was bored with Bob Dylan
A year before we had heard of him.
And is a good sport about things like flat tires and no hot water.
Because it’s easier to be a good sport
When you’re not married.
The other woman
Never has tired blood.
And can name the best hotels in Acapulco
As readily as we can name detergents,
And wears a chiffon peignoir instead of a corduroy bathrobe.
Because it’s easier to try harder
When you’re not married.
The other woman
Never has to look at Secret Squirrel.
And spends her money on fun furs
While we are spending ours on obstetricians,
And can make a husband feel that he is wanted.
Because it’s easier to want a husband
When you’re not married.