Meeting Roger again was not a thing I sought out and neither did he. He had my telephone number after all. I met him willynilly when he came to collect Jonathan for the ferry crossing to Ireland one weekend. A month before, I had moved in with Jonathan, which was working well. It suited me comfortably and Jonathan was overjoyed. I went to work each day for Jacob’s publisher and left Jonathan at home to peg out washing and stir the soup in between his bursts of typing. He was very nice to come home to and strove to nourish me each evening with dishes culled from The Pauper’s Cookbook. He washed the plates – thanks either to his mother’s resolute indoctrination or in spite of it – without the familiar conflict between immediate gratification and deferred punishment. My earnings came to more than his dole money, which he ceremonially gave up.
‘Sit down, my dearie,’ he said to me one evening. ‘Nice cup of tea? Your pipe and slippers?’ Then he brought me the day’s Guardian. ‘How’s you, my love?’ he said. ‘I have been having such a lovely orgy of dominating male fantasies about you today.’ He was wearing a funny little gingham apron which looked like the kind of thing schoolgirls make in their first year at high school in preparation for the next term’s cookery class. A thing left behind by his ex-wife. ‘All while I was running the iron over your Viyella shirt,’ he said.
‘Oh, good,’ I said.
‘I thought you’d be pleased,’ he said, sitting down beside me. ‘You like your blokes to kick you around, don’t you? First there’s my brother who assaults your mind and then there’s the fascist lunatic who assaults your body and nearly kills you on the road. But they’ve neither of them got anything on me when it comes to proper male brutality.’
‘What’s your line then, Jonathan?’ I said, wondering if all that murdering of fish he did in his youth was what made him so kind.
‘I plan to rape you with my new Bisset mop while you read Jill Tweedie,’ he said.
‘Having first tied me to the bed with your apron strings,’ I said. He kissed me.
‘My brother telephoned today,’ he said. ‘He sends you his love. He’s coming down on Sunday to take me to Ireland. Tell you something funny about Rogsie – shall I? – thinking of male domination. If he’s late back from his seminars of an evening, his wife doesn’t feed him. He slopes off to the Chinese takeaway to sustain himself. There’s some good, old-fashioned petticoat government in that house. All that monosodium glutamate is damaging to the brain, you know. He is a mathematician, after all. Deterioration of the brain is an occupational hazard.’
‘Does that mean I won’t see you for a fortnight?’ I said. I had never enjoyed anybody’s company as much before. We contemplated the prospect of separation bleakly.
‘Bloody terrible, isn’t it?’ he said.
Over the years I had envisaged that, in meeting Roger again, I would make myself invulnerable by the careful magnificence of my appearance. I found this a useful thing to do when I was feeling insecure. In the event, he came to the door before we had got up in the morning and I received him improperly dressed in the giant T-shirt in which I slept, thinking, self-consciously, that I had not yet brushed the night’s fur from my teeth. We embraced briefly and awkwardly in the doorway, where he let in a rush of cold air. Roger had not changed at all in appearance. There he was, the same comely schoolboy, shaking lank hair from his eyes, not knowing quite where to look, fidgeting a little with his keys which he had attached to a large plastic key-ring made in the image of a fried egg. Life-size.
‘I’m early,’ he said. ‘Is Jonathan awake yet?’
‘Of course I’m awake,’ Jonathan said from within, his early morning voice tellingly an octave lower than usual. He climbed out of bed in his Marks and Spencer underpants.
‘Coffee,’ he said, ‘that’s what meets the case.’
‘I’m early,’ Roger said again. His speech, which had never been as pronouncedly Sussex as the others, had lost all trace of region. I have this trait myself. I am so eager to please my reference group that, unwittingly, I assimilate its accent. I develop marbles in my voice when I talk to strangers and always talk posh on the telephone. Jonathan doesn’t have this problem. He can catch any accent he chooses but his natural speech is still unreconstituted Sussex grammar school.
‘Have some coffee, Roger,’ I said. ‘I like your fried egg.’
‘My wife gave it to me for my birthday,’ he said. ‘It helps me not to lose my keys. I have a tendency to lose keys.’ He looked so young that it seemed to me an affectation on his part that he should not only have a wife and be entrusted with keys, but that he should presume to be absent-minded with it as well.
‘Aren’t you tempted to gnaw upon it?’ I said. ‘Would you like some breakfast?’ Roger smiled his dimpled smile, tolerating the jape but not amused by it.
‘Just coffee,’ he said. Jonathan pulled on his jeans over his underpants and followed this with the previous day’s sweater.
‘What else shall I take, Kath?’ he said.
‘Ibsen?’ I said. ‘Woolly socks? Your flute?’
‘Kath has made me some socks, Roger,’ Jonathan said. ‘Two, to be exact. One for each foot. Socks to go fishing in. Not so much socks as an art form, they are. They ought really to hang in the Whitechapel Gallery, these socks. They exhibit an inspired union of form and function.’ They were Fair Isle socks with lovely scolloped tops. Roger didn’t respond.
‘You aren’t planning to go fishing, I take it?’ he said. ‘Because I’m planning to have you hump bags of cement.’
‘You don’t think I might catch the supper?’ Jonathan said. Roger might have made quite a creditable schoolmaster, after all, had he not been seduced by fellowships and the pursuit of the Infinite.
‘We’ll open tins,’ he said firmly.
‘If you say so, Gaffer,’ Jonathan said. ‘And what about my woman? Have you got room in the boot for my woman?’ Jonathan embraced me, thoughtfully, giving me the security of that well-defined status, sensing that I might be a little at sea. Roger smiled again, I suspect rather wishing that he had the power of entering into Jonathan’s high spirits, but remaining aloof from it.
‘Could we make tracks soonish, Jont?’ he said.
I sat alone among the coffee cups after they had gone, feeling the after-effect of Jonathan’s unshaven cheek upon my face, and stared rather morosely at the floor. Roger had been so miserably undemonstrative that it had left me feeling very flat. He had not brought himself to engage in so much display of politeness, even, as to ask what I had been doing with myself all these years, or how it felt to be back.
I felt a bit like a hermit in London without Jonathan. My friends had all left, following men and jobs. John Millet was dead, who might once have stepped in and taken me to Manon Lescaut. I got dressed and walked through Kilburn into the Finchley Road and on through Hampstead Village, towards Jacob’s house. On the way I bought a pint of milk which I drank for my breakfast, and a Sunday newspaper. The newsagent’s young man chatted me up jovially.
‘Get off, Ron,’ said the newsagent, ‘she’s got her own young man, haven’t you, miss?’ I was flattered to be called miss. The day warmed up nicely as I walked. Jacob and Jane were drinking coffee on their roof when I got there. Jacob called to me, over the balustrade, to come up and fetch a cup on my way. They had a large thermal coffee-pot up there and some hot croissants, wrapped in a cloth. The last of the terry-cloth baby’s nappies, I suspected.
‘And what have you done with Jonathan?’ Jane said. It was very nice there, on their airy perch.
‘He’s gone to Ireland,’ I said. I surprised myself by engaging in a compromising and foolish snivel. Nothing more than a fleeting moist eye.
‘Give the child a nose-rag, Janie,’ Jacob said. Jane sought me out a crumpled tissue from her dressing-gown pocket and gave it to me. I blew my nose hard and laughed.
‘I’m afraid that, one way or another, my sons cause you a lot of trouble,’ Jane said.
‘Jonathan isn’t trouble,’ I said. Jane raised an eyebrow. She habitually perceived Jonathan as her enfant terrible and nothing would shake her.
‘Jonathan was always trouble,’ she said.
‘Nonsense,’ Jacob said. ‘In any case it’s not your sons, Janie, it’s men. Men cause Katherine a lot of trouble. That’s not unusual. Men are well-known trouble-makers. There’s only one kind of person causes more trouble than men, and that’s women. You were lucky in this respect. You settled down early to a righteous and sober domestic life with me, didn’t you, sweetheart?’ Jane threw him a wonderful black look.
‘If you are going to rewrite history,’ she said, ‘I’ll get this on the record for Katherine. The only reason that Jacob and I are so nice to each other these days is that we both of us know we may well be dependent on the other any day now to push us around in a bath chair.’
‘I hope you will have one of those stylish wicker ones,’ I said, ‘like a chaise-longue on wheels.’ I wondered, in the face of their example, whether I would be necking with my bloke at sixty, or if one ought not to presume to expect these things. I ate croissants with them and stayed for an hour, looking at an old photograph album. I love people’s photographs. Photographs of people, that is. I cannot bear tasteful shots of historic buildings and scenery. I like those to come on postcards or in Kenneth Clark. There was Jane with her Angela Brazil haircut and swimsuit, fooling on the sand with her brother, who, five years on, wanted to make fisticuffs with Jake. There was Roger on Jacob’s shoulders on Hampstead Heath in little dungarees. There was a wedding photograph, showing Jane manifestly pregnant on the arm of Jacob’s professor outside the registry office, and another of Jacob, with an arm around each of two mothers – his own and Jane’s.
‘She came to our wedding, you know,’ Jane said. ‘She slammed the door on the old man for once, and along she came.’
There was a picture of Jonathan leering toothless out of a wigwam in cardboard feathers, and a press clipping of Jonathan as Julius Caesar wearing tinfoil oak leaves jammed over his ungainly frizz and making hamming gestures towards a male junior, who was got up as Calpurnia. Forget not in your speed Antonius to touch Calpurnia. Oh shit, Caterina, shut up, because the babe is dead. Dead, for Christssake.