TV personality, actor, singer
(1931– )
Our neighborhood had mostly apartment buildings, but my great-aunt Victoria owned this two-family house and that’s where we lived. There was an empty lot next door to us. I think it’s a parking lot now. My family planted corn and tomatoes there. I loved it. I had a great childhood. I even delivered the Bronx Home News right up Cruger Avenue to all those houses, and up and down Pelham Parkway to the apartments that faced Bronx Park East.
My great-aunt was a tough old Italian woman. I could hear her going down the stairs into the cellar to turn off the heat every night at nine o’clock. And I said to my father—my father was Irish and he didn’t understand those Italians at all—I said to him, “How can Aunt Victoria go down into that dark cellar? Isn’t she afraid somebody’s down there?” And he said, “Well, if I was a guy down there, I’d be afraid of what’s comin’ down those stairs.”
On cold winter nights when I was really young I used to listen to the radio. That’s when I discovered Bing Crosby on WNEW, which was the premier radio station in town. They had a half hour of Bing every night from nine thirty to ten. And I just—gee—I was attracted to his voice, the sound of his voice. It was so clear, so beautiful. He had such a way with a song.
I was about six or seven years old. It was in the thirties. The Depression was going on. I kept hearing songs like:
When skies are cloudy and gray,
They’re only gray for a day,
So wrap your troubles in dreams
And dream your troubles away.
The words meant something. “Wrap your troubles in dreams.” It made me feel better, even though I was just a little guy. I knew all the lyrics to his songs. I was deeply attracted to Crosby. I wanted to be him. I wanted to be Bing Crosby. And then, of course, his movies came out, and I was so happy for him when he won the Academy Award for Going My Way.
Now the years are going by, and my mother is saying, “What do you want to be? You’ve gotta plan now. You’re going into high school, then college. You gotta concentrate on what you want to do.”
She was very nervous for me. How could I tell them I wanted to be Bing Crosby? I know in my heart it’s ridiculous. I’m not a singer. I’ve never even taken a lesson. So I said, “In college. I’ll tell you in college.” Meanwhile, the pressure’s on. When? When am I going to know what I’m gonna be?
In four years at Notre Dame I never tried out for anything because I never thought I had any talent at all, but deep down I still wanted to be Bing Crosby. I had these friends, guys I used to hang out with at school, and this guy, Gus Falcone, played the piano. And I remembered I had told my parents that by the day I graduate I’m gonna tell them what it is that I’m gonna be. I said, “Gus, do you know a song, ‘Pennies from Heaven’?” “Of course I do.” So I sing it for him and then say, “You know my parents are coming for graduation, and I want to tell them that I want to be Bing Crosby.” “Really?” and he looks at me a little weird. And I said, “Well, at least a singer like Bing Crosby.”
So we rehearsed every day. Whatever time we had. My parents came a day early for graduation. They ran into this thunderstorm in Elkhart, Indiana, so when they arrived they were a little shook up. But I said, “Don’t say a word, because I’m here to tell you what I’m going to do. Just follow me.” So the three of us walked across the campus of Notre Dame to the Music Hall. And they don’t even see that big engraved sign, “Music Hall.” And Gus is waiting in there. He says, “Hi, everybody,” and starts to play “Pennies from Heaven.” And I sing the song to my mother, to tell her after the song that’s what I want to do.
Well, midway through the song I notice my mother is crying. Crying violently. Very Italian. And my father, ex-marine, has fire in his eyes. He wants to hit me. I know he does. And I have trouble going through the rest of the song. I can see it’s a disaster, and I say to them, “You know, remember those songs I used to love that Bing would sing? No, you’re right. I can’t. I’m not Bing Crosby. Get real with yourself. By the time I get out of the service”—the Korean War was winding down and I was going into the service—“I’m gonna know what it is, and it may be in television, but I’m not gonna sing.”
I did go into television. After working my way up from a number of different jobs on TV, I even replaced Steve Allen on his late-night television show. Now I got on this little plane and I go to Cleveland, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, all the cities that had stations, and when I got off the plane, these guys would say to me, the television critics, “Steve Allen is a talented man, plays the piano, writes music, sings, he’s funny. What’s your talent?” I mean, I got hurt. I didn’t know what to say. What was I gonna say? That I was Bing Crosby once when I was six years old? So I didn’t say anything. And I felt terrible. Well, that show didn’t make it.
At one point after that, Joey Bishop called. So I went with Joey. He had seen me do a TV interview with a really tough radio guy. Joey says, “Hey, this kid’s got talent.” I said, “Really, Joey? What’s my talent?” Those comedians love to be challenged. They can end wars. They can do anything. What is the talent? He said, “You—you are a great listener.”
So now we’re doing the show but, you know, he was nervous about it. He’s a comedian, not a talk show host. So every day we would take about a forty-five-minute walk up Vine Street—to Hollywood Boulevard and back down—to relax him. And when you walk and talk with somebody for three years every day, it gets down to what did you want to be when you were a kid. I said, “Joey, what’d you want to be?” “I wanted to be a comedian. Ten years old I’m on the corners of Philadelphia telling jokes, making people laugh. People would be falling down laughing.” I said, “You did it! Hanging out with Frank and Dean and Sammy. Geez, that’s great!” He said, “What did you want to do?” I said, “When I was six years old, I wanted to be Bing Crosby.” “What?” I explained that I used to listen to Bing on the radio. There was no television, nothing, just the radio, and I listened to Bing Crosby sing. I knew all the songs, all the words, and for a while there, you know, I actually thought I would be Bing.
Four months later Bing Crosby is a guest on the show. Well, I couldn’t believe it. He’s gonna sit next to me. I was so nervous to meet him in person after all those years admiring him. It brought back memories of my cold kitchen on cold nights, or the hot kitchen on warm nights, singing with Bing and learning those songs. It was just a thrill.
So Bishop remembered what I told him. And he said, “Bing, see this kid? Biggest fan you ever had. It would be a thrill for him, Bing, if you would sing a song to him.” Crosby looks at me and I look at him. So Bing sings, “Over in Killarney, many years ago.” He sings an old Irish song that he sang in Going My Way. We go to commercial break. Geez. What a thrill. Bing Crosby sang and dedicated a song to me. We come out of commercial break, Bishop hasn’t had enough. He says, “Bing, that was very nice. I’m sure Regis enjoyed it. But let me tell you something. This kid knew all of your songs. All the lyrics. Regis, sing a song to Bing.” I’m thinking, Oh, my God! And Bing Crosby turns. I smile, but you know those blue eyes. I’m thinking, What was the last song I sang? And I go back to Gus Falcone in the Music Hall with my mother crying and my father. So I started singing “Pennies from Heaven.” I sang the whole song, including the verse. And Bing comes in a little bit—a buhbuhbuhboo. And the next day I get a telegram from Mercury Records about them wanting me for a recording contract. But Joey reads the telegram and says, “Somebody’s playing a joke on you.” He throws the telegram away. I say, “Geez, maybe that’s true. I don’t sing.”
Next day the guy called up from Mercury Records in Chicago. “Well, what is it?” I said, “I’m in!” And I made the record.
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Note: I didn’t know Regis when we both lived in the Bronx, but we ended up living in Manhattan on the Upper West Side in the same building and on the same floor.