She suddenly looks up, noticing something. High up on a wall. She studies it for a bit before deciding to maybe say something.
D’you think that’s a Banksy there?
I dunno. I dunno how you tell. I don’t know anything about it.
D’you think he’s good? Banksy? My friend says all he does is borrow images off other people but I dunno…I dunno anything about it…
She looks around.
It’s well random this innit…you and me haven’t really hung out that much together have we just like on our own…yeah…it’s alright, innit…
How d’you think they got up there then like to do it. Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if they found out that Banksy had a helicopter and that’s how he got it in all them high places.
So, I dunno like maybe d’you wanna go and see a film? With me, I mean. Not now, but like another time, in the future, I mean it’s gotta be in the future innit, we can’t go and see a film in the past, d’you know what I mean. There’s an Odeon near me which is sweet…it’s only about twenty minutes on the bus. They do that thing, Orange Wednesdays, so probably a Wednesday would be the best like, if you wanna do Orange Wednesdays, it’s two for one…but I can afford normal as well if you wanna do normal. The only thing is you can’t bring your own food though – I tried, believe me I tried – there’s no way they’re letting you bring it in, man. But they do Popcorn, sweet kind and salted kind for freaks, what’s that about? They got like Revels, they got Minstrels, they got Twix’s but in a bag, they got Haribo as well if you’re not into chocolate.
Looks up again.
D’you know what makes me think it’s a Banksy? I’m not saying I know about it, I’m not, I’m just saying because it’s rats. And he always does rats, big black rats and I think I know why…’cause rat is an anagram for art…. I don’t know, I’m not saying I know anything about it…don’t quote me on that ’cause I don’t know him personally and even if I did, then I still wouldn’t know that I knew him ’cause no one knows what he looks like, you know, so I wouldn’t know. You could be Banksy and I wouldn’t know. Oh my God – are you Banksy? Are you though?
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No, but are you though?
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Are you Banksy?
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No, but are you?
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Are you?
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Banksy?