There’s a special bear in my life that all of you readers might want to know about. The bear’s name is Millard LeCarre, but you probably know him as Jim Bone, the rather famous adult star of Thor Media Productions. Jim is thirty-two years old, six-one, and weighs two hundred and forty pounds. If you follow his movies, a string of man-on-man gay porn, you know that he’s a blond with green eyes. And you probably know that he has an eight-inch long dick that is two inches wide and can break any twink in half. You also probably know that he’s been in a variety of gay skin flicks, some of which are your favorite: Bone In, Military Takeover Two, Bone Versus Bone, Man Fantasy Nine, Cop Dick for Hire, Bone-ified Liar, Boyfriend Bone, and Tackle & Touchdown.
What you don’t know about Jim Bone: I grew up with him in my hometown of Templeton, Pennsylvania near Lake Erie. I considered him my first boyfriend, although we never touched or made out with each other, and he broke my heart when he turned fourteen because he was forced to move to California under his mother’s care; the place where he currently calls home. Other details pertaining to the pornstar include: he doesn’t like pickles, although he has been fucked by one, he likes cats over dogs, and he…
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Toby finishes the blog within the next hour. He tells a short story about how the adult star’s career started in West Hollywood, Jim Bone’s infatuation with brown-haired guys, and how the man prefers disco music over everything else. The blog is swift and basically writes itself. Before Toby realizes it, it is complete, without errors, and he uploads it to his site.
The other five blogs about Jim Bone are debatable. Toby makes a list of things he can write about, all of which detail Jim’s life. The man’s fake tan, his liking for mystery novels, where he enjoys vacationing (Aruba), and his second home in Palm Springs. Toby also can write about Jim’s allergies (chocolate and pine nuts), how he loves anything Oriental, and how he enjoys participating in water sports, both the clean and dirty kind, of course. Toby knows it isn’t going to be too difficult to derive five topics for his collection of Jim Bone blogs. Frankly, there’s too much to discuss about the XXX star, and he fears that his readers will only beg for more details of Jim’s private life.
No matter what the five other blogs will entail, Toby is committed to write them, which he intends to enjoy. He plans to outline each blog first before beginning them and post pictures of a semi-naked Jim Bone on his site. He also wants to list all of the movies that Jim starred in, and supply his readership with a few scandalous DVD covers of Jim’s top-selling films. Frankly, Toby knows that this is an exciting project to take on for the next twelve weeks, and it pays well. To fail such a task will be foolish, which he has no intention of doing. Full steam ahead, he’s already thinking of his next blog about his friend, brainstorming a few fresh ideas.