Yo mama is so fat… the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs!
Yo mama is so fat… she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed!
Yo mama is so fat… whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama is so fat… her blood type is gravy!
Yo mama is so fat… she's got her own area code!
Yo mama is so fat… when she steps on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama is so fat… when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her!
Yo mama is so fat… she gives herself group hugs!
Yo mama is so fat… she ate an entire pizza….. Hut!
Yo mama is so fat… she makes a whale look bulimic!
Yo mama is so fat… she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama is so fat… she left the house in high heels and came home in flip flops.
Yo mama is so fat… it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama is so fat… she looks like she's smuggling an SUV!
Yo mama is so fat… when she plays hopscotch, she goes North America, South America, Europe, Asia.
Yo mama is so fat… NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama is so fat… when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please”.
Yo mama is so fat… every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama is so fat… when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama is so fat… she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar!
Yo mama is so fat… when she lays on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama is so fat… the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn!”
Yo mama is so fat… when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama is so fat… she walked in front of the TV and I missed four shows.
Yo mama is so fat… when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama is so fat… that when she wanted a waterbed, they had to put a cover over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so fat… that she needs a bookmark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
Yo mama is so fat… when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama is so fat… she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama is so fat… her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight!
Yo mama is so fat… she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama is so fat… she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama is so fat… when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama is so fat… she was going to Wal-Mart, tripped over Kmart, and landed right on Target!
Yo mama is so fat… when she lies on the beach people run around yelling “Free Willy!”
Yo mama is so fat… she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama is so fat… she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says, “Okay!”
Yo mama is so fat… she had to be baptized at sea world.
Yo mama is so fat… when she wears a red dress all the kids scream look it’s the Kool-Aid man.
Yo mama is so fat… the last time she saw 90210, it was on the scale!
Yo mama is so fat… when you go around her you get lost!
Yo mama is so fat… she uses an air balloon for a parachute.
Yo mama is so fat… she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo mama is so fat… she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama is so fat… she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama is so fat… when a bus hit her she said, “Who threw a pebble?”
Yo mama is so fat… when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out “Taxi”!
Yo mama is so fat… she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama is so fat… you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well.
Yo mama is so fat… people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so fat… she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama is so fat… she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama is so fat… when God said, “Let there be light,” he had to ask her to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat… they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffets.
Yo mama is so fat… the government forced her to wear taillights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama is so fat… when she gets on the elevator it says, “Next stop, Hell”!
Yo mama is so fat… she supplies 99% of the world’s gas.
Yo mama is so fat… when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama is so fat… she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama is so fat… she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama is so fat… when she wore a blue and green sweater, everyone thought she was planet Earth.
Yo mama is so fat… she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama is so fat… her nickname is Lardo.
Yo mama is so fat… when her cell phone rings, people think she is backing up.
Yo mama is so fat… she sat on a tractor and made a pick-up truck.
Yo mama is so fat… when she dives into the ocean there is a tsunami-warning!
Yo mama is so fat… when she went bungee jumping in a yellow dress everyone was screaming the suns falling!
Yo mama is so fat… she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mama is so fat… she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo mama is so fat… her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mama is so fat… she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club, everyone thought she was Jabber the Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama is so fat… when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
Yo mama is so fat… when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama is so fat… she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama is so fat… when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing, “We are family!”
Yo mama is so fat… she's got to wake up in sections.
Yo mama is so fat… she is on both sides of the family!
Yo mama is so fat… all she wanted for Christmas was to see her feet!
Yo mama is so fat… She went to Burger King, tripped over McDonald’s, and landed on Wendy’s!