Yo mama is so skinny… she can dive through a chain-linked fence.
Yo mama is so skinny… she can dodge rain drops!
Yo mama is so skinny… her pants have one belt loop!
Yo mama is so skinny… when she wears skinny jeans, they look like bell-bottoms!
Yo mama is so skinny… her bra fits better backwards.
Yo mama is so skinny… she uses cotton balls as a pillow.
Yo mama is so skinny… when she wore a yellow dress she looked like a pencil.
Yo mama is so skinny… she looks like a microphone stand!
Yo mama is so skinny… she looks just like a blow pop!
Yo mama is so skinny… she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama is so skinny… she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama is so skinny… she don’t get wet when it rains.
Yo mama is so skinny… her nipples touch.
Yo mama is so skinny… she has to wear a belt with her spandex pants.
Yo mama is so skinny… she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
Yo mama is so skinny… she has to run around in the shower just to get wet.
Yo mama is so skinny… she can hang glide with a Dorito!
Yo mama is so skinny… she can see through peepholes with both eyes.
Yo mama is so skinny… she uses cotton balls for pillows.