Yo mama is so tall… she did a cartwheel and kicked another planet!
Yo mama is so tall… she could use the Empire State Building as a toothpick!
Yo mama is so tall… Lisa Leslie is her mini-me!
Yo mama is so tall… she did a pushup and burned her neck on the sun!
Yo mama is so tall… she has to take a bath in the ocean.
Yo mama is so tall… she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama is so tall… Shaq looks up to her.
Yo mama is so tall… she 69’d Bigfoot.
Yo mama is so tall… she can see her home from anywhere.
Yo mama is so tall… she tripped in Denver and hit her head in New York.
Yo mama is so tall… she did a cartwheel and kicked the gates of Heaven.
Yo mama is so tall… she high-fived God.
Yo mama is so tall… she could use the Atlantic Ocean as a kiddy pool!
Yo mama is so tall… I can’t stop seeing her!