Yo mama is so short … you can see her feet on her driver’s license!
Yo mama is so short … she can’t roll dice – she has to push them!
Yo mama is so short … she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama is so short … she drives a toy car!
Yo mama is so short … she hangs out with the Keebler elves!
Yo mama is so short … she’s always the last person to know it’s raining!
Yo mama is so short … she poses for trophies!
Yo mama is so short … she broke her legs jumping off the toilet!
Yo mama is so short … she drowned in a puddle!
Yo mama is so short … she can walk under the door!
Yo mama is so short … she has to slam dunk her bus fare!
Yo mama is so short… she has to use rice to roll her hair up.
Yo mama is so short… she uses a toothpick as pool stick.
Yo mama is so short… she can tie her shoes while standing up.
Yo mama is so short… she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo mama is so short… she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama is so short… she has a job as a teller at a piggy bank.
Yo mama is so short … she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama is so short… she can use a sock for a sleeping bag.
Yo mama is so short… she can surf on a popsicle stick.