Yo mama is so bald… her hair looks like stitches!
Yo mama is so bald… you can ice skate on her head!
Yo mama is so bald… when she goes to bed her head slips off the pillow!
Yo mama is so bald… you can play air hockey on her head!
Yo mama is so bald… even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama is so bald… she looks like Vin Diesel’s twin!
Yo mama is so bald… I rubbed her head and could see in the future!
Yo mama is so bald… Mr. Clean was jealous.
Yo mama is so bald… you can see what’s on her mind.
Yo mama is so bald… everyone thought the sun was rising when she got up.
Yo mama is so bald… she braids her beard.
Yo mama is so bald… that she took a shower and got brainwashed.