Yo mama is so hairy… it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo mama is so hairy… she has tiny afros on her nipples!
Yo mama is so hairy… Harry Potter got jealous.
Yo mama is so hairy… when she moons people they turn into werewolves!
Yo mama is so hairy… you need a lawnmower to shave her back!
Yo mama is so hairy… you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo mama is so hairy… she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama is so hairy… she was mistaken for a bear!
Yo mama is so hairy… she looks like Donkey Kong!
Yo mama is so hairy… that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mama is so hairy… she has cornrows on her back, legs, and feet!
Yo mama is so hairy… the only language she speaks is Wookie!
Yo mama is so hairy… she went to the zoo and was locked up forever!
Yo mama is so hairy… she took her shirt off and everyone thought she was a Wooly Mammoth!
Yo mama is so hairy… she has sideburns on her boobs!
Yo mama is so hairy… Bigfoot fell in love with her!
Yo mama is so hairy… her tits look like coconuts.
Yo mama is so hairy… she shaves with a weed-eater.
Yo mama is so hairy… the zoo offered to buy her kids.