Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid!
Yo mama is so nasty… her breath smells like a landfill!
Yo mama’s head is so big… she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama is like the sun… you look at her to long you will go blind!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow… that when she smiles everyone sings, “I got sunshine on a cloudy day.”
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow… I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama is in a wheelchair and says… “You ain't gonna push me around no more!”
Yo mama is so small… that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama’s head is so small… she uses a tea bag as a pillow.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow… that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama ain’t got no ears yelling… Let me hear both sides of the story!
Yo mama’s house is so poor… I went to knock on her door and a roach tripped me and a rat took my wallet!
Yo mama’s nose is so big… she makes Pinocchio look like a cat!
Yo mama’s house is so small… that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama is cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick… she can see into the future.
Yo mama’s house is so small… you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama’s feet are so big… her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama’s mouth is so big… she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama has so many chins… it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama is so clumsy… she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama’s feet are so scaly… you can see Crocodile Dundy in her footbath.
Yo mama’s nose is so big… that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick… that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama’s head is so big… it shows up on radar.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama is so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her.
Yo mama is so grouchy… the McDonald’s she works at doesn’t even serve happy meals.
Yo mama is so dirty… she went swimming and created the Dead Sea!
Yo mama is so dirty… she makes dirt look clean!
Yo mama is so dirty… she brings crabs to the beach!
Yo mama is so dirty… even a carwash can’t clean her!
Yo mama is so dirty… she made Right Guard turn left!
Yo mama’s middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama is twice the man you are!