Out of your eyes and hands make a hook, and of your words make a fine thread, and from your worry and secret heart make a reel. For bait, a book will do, a bit of cheese and salad. Now put out a bowl of glycerin and hang the smallest possible star over it. Perhaps the tiniest amount of cat-purr and elbow grease applied with a synthesizer. Now, before doing the God-call you must invest in a wisecrack for it to catch its tales in. When, at last, it comes to eat the salad, slip in your hook.