Hennessy: Hey, Scott, what do you know about big hairy spiders? There’s one in the stairwell outside of my apartment and I’m afraid to open the door…

Hennessy: Scott? You there? It’s probably harmless, right? Bryan’s not around today. Maybe you could come have a look quick?

Hennessy: Scott?

Scott: Scott’s dead. You’re next. Love, the spider.

Hennessy: You suck.