The Ides of Yikes

FRIDAY EVENING, 15 MARCH. KEN Z’S BEDROOM.

OSCAR: Feeling all right, Ken Z?

ME: Honestly, Oscar? N. O.

OSCAR: What’s the matter? Aren’t you excited? All you did all day was stroll among the clouds.

ME: I don’t think he’s going to show up.

OSCAR: But that’s not possible. Maybe he’s just late. Again.

ME: That’s an understatement.

OSCAR: What is it with people in North Kristol and their lateness?

ME: You’d think they’d be more punctual, right?

OSCAR: Well, it is a Friday. The tunnel is probably congested.

ME: True. Still, that’s no excuse.

OSCAR: I say you give him one demerit when he shows up.

ME: Make that two.

OSCAR: Yes, laugh it off. That’s the spirit.

ME: This whole thing is getting weirder and weirder. I haven’t seen him in five days. You’d think the feeling would diminish by now—

OSCAR: But?

ME: But it’s still there, following me around like an extra shadow.

OSCAR: He must be very special to you, Ken Z.

ME: Just not sure if he feels the same.

OSCAR: I beg your pardon?

ME: One Zap out of the week, Oscar, compared to my thirty thousand?

OSCAR: Dear child, don’t reduce your feelings to numbers. And stop analyzing the future. Let it happen. Leave room for surprises.

ME: How?

OSCAR: By being your charming self. The Ken Z that he met and adored.

ME: Be myself?

OSCAR: You have no choice, dear boy. Everyone else is already taken.