GEMMA CAIRNEY

I’m not really sure how to tell this. But once my boyfriend accidentally bit my nipple really, really hard. It was a memorably painful moment, though done with nothing but love. Weird and embarrassing, but true. One day it may happen to you.

The NBB

Beware of the NBB.

When the feeling is right

On red a red-light night

It’ll be his penchant for bazongas

His sheer enthusiasm for areola

Tit-allation, is his adoration.

It can sometimes get the better of him, like when you take the first bite of a strawberry lace

The NBB gets giddy (at occasionally an alarming pace)

Beware of the NBB

O just how he loves to feast

That Nipple Biting Beast.