Contents

1 - A Last Toast to the King

2 - When Life was Black and White

3 - Guilt Trip in a Cadillac

4 - Camelot in Bloody Ruin

5 - Where Rock ’n’ Roll Went Wrong

6 - They Call It Blue-Eyed Soul

7 - Hairy Ode to the Goat Man

8 - The Great Double-Knit Dilemma

9 - One Table Daintz to Go

10 - Eddie Haskell is Still a Jerk

11 - Who Does My Butt Belong to Now?

12 - Women Don’t Wear Jocks

13 - Romancing the Turnip Green

14 - Somebody Pull the Plug on Modernity

15 - You Can’t Trust a Psychiatrist with Cats

16 - Maybe Someday, Rainbow Stew

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