“Back at the old typewriter again, Watson?” Holmes asked me, as I sat recording our latest case.
“It is my most faithful companion,” I responded, before acerbically adding, “and somewhat more reliable than you I might add!”
Holmes ignored the barb, saying, “Yes, yes. Let’s resume where we left off, then, shall we? What do you think is the longest word you can type with only the middle row of that keyboard? The one that reads ASDFGHJKL?”