I have taken a few liberties with mathematics, longitude, geography, various disciplines of science, the calendar, and the English language.
There will also undoubtedly be some unintended tiny errors of fact. For all this, I beg your indulgence.
As for the tale’s more fantastical assertions, I stand behind them. First, tiger catching is a real thing. Second, shame toast is crazy delicious. And, when properly applied, love can accomplish remarkable feats.