This book is dedicated to The Fortean Forum, and all the people thereon – at least, I think they are people, they certainly do a good impression – as the forum is where I got the main idea for this story. It sprang from the Fortean Times, and I've been a member for about ten years now. It's full of the weird and wonderful and if you have any interest in the supernatural or the paranormal from any angle, from the purely sceptical to the devout believer, why not pop over and join us? 

We don't just talk about odd happenings either. There's plenty of complaining, general whingeing, and discussions about why washing machines have so many settings.

So, this one's for you, guys, I am proud to call you my friends.

Yes, even the ones in Cromer.