TABLE of CONTENTS

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1             Don’t Make Me Use This

2             Listen Up

3             The Worms Go In, the Worms Go Out

4             Mickey Gets Anty

5             Because She Can

6             Quinn Pays Attention

7             Famous Carrot Diver

8             A Regular Volunteer

9             The First Time I Cracked My Head Open

10           The Best Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jam Sandwich Ever

11           Howdy, Neighbor

12           I Knew There Was a Reason I Liked Her

13           Muffins of Infinity

14           The Hamster Patch Quilt

15           The Muffin Fairy

16           With Liberty and Justice for All

17           Could She Belch the Entire Pledge of Allegiance?

18           Click on One of These

19           It’s a Grownup Thing

20           Ka-Winn

21           Very Small Gum Wrappers Could Be Hiding

22           The Three Trashketeers

23           Brandon Knows How to Spell

24           I Have Many Secrets

25           The Law of Proportionality

26           What Life Smells Like

27           Smoke-Ring Weather

28           The Orange Chair

29           Neally Looks It Up

30           But Not Anymore

31           Cheesy Poodle Sandwiches

32           My New Dead Friend

33           See the Day

34           Oh, Yeah

35           The Most Awesome Cloud You’ll Ever See

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