Back to today: the following Wednesday

10:26 a.m.

So… here we are, my furless friend. You’ve caught up with everything that’s happened in the past week and the MASSIVE secret that I found out.

I’m not going to lie to you, it’s been seriously tough trying to pretend I don’t know about our vacation to HOLLYWOOD. My tail has been on waggy overdrive all week and nearly given me away a few times!

I never thought I’d say this, but ever since Mom-Lady blurted out the secret I’ve spent every morning waiting for Ruff to go to school. Can you imagine something so crazy?! ME… wanting my marvelous pet human to go to school?!

Don’t panic, I haven’t gone loop-the-loop crazy or something. Nope! It’s just that when Ruff’s around I can’t plan what essentials to pack, or what amazing things I want to see or do when we’re out in the sausage-meat-paved paradise that is Hollywood.

Ruff and Jawjaw set off about an hour ago and Mom-Lady has gone to work, leaving me free to plot and decide exactly what needs to be done.