3.

BILLY THE KID

A legendary figure of the West about whom not much is known for sure, so some people have made him into a Robin Hood and some have seen him as a punk caught in a range war and some as a cold-blooded killer. I alone see Billy as a crafty shape-shifter who made himself into a great success.

Billy the Kid

Didn’t do half of what they said he did

He rustled cattle, I guess that’s true,

But nobody knew who they belonged to

He killed some men, but if you knew ’em

You’d say they had it coming to ’em.

Billy the Kid went on the run

Down to Mesilla in 1881.

Sheriff Pat Garrett put on the heat

And came to the ranch of Billy’s friend Pete

But it wasn’t Billy who was shot by Pat,

It was someone wearing his pants and hat,

Billy the Kid was miles away

In Santa Fe with flowers in his hair

And I know ’cause I was there.

He made a fortune in fermented juices

And built a mansion in Las Cruces,

Changed his name to William Bonney,

Wrote “Way Down upon the Swanee”

And he may have been guilty to a degree

But he was always real good to me

And generous to my family.

Always sent us a Christmas turkey

From Albuquerque

And a bottle of brandy

From the Rio Grande.

They called him a killer and I guess he could be

But he was always good to me.

I spoke at his funeral in 1942.

He was living in Malibu,

Big house

On the beach.

I gave a nice speech.

People were impressed.

They didn’t know he was

The most famous outlaw in the West,

Feared from Tucson to Reno.

They knew him as Rudy Valentino.