Brick Crapper is a Colorectal Times bestselling author and an expert on alternative diets. He has SEVEN doctorates from the Internet’s leading universities and has appeared on countless television programs, often without his face blacked out.
He’s the author of several groundbreaking diet books:
The Crapper Diet: You Can Never HaveToo Many Laxatives
Twenty Fun Things to Do with a Tape Worm
Leprosy: the Scientific Way to Remove those Last 20lbs
The Noro Diet: Making the Norovirus Your Friend
He’s the winner of The Pullitzer Porcelain Award, the Prix de Deux Maggots, and The Yippee Award for Best Diet Book Written by a Left-Handed Resident of South Dakota Aged Over Forty!
He’s the founder, CEO, and Head Scienteer of Crapper Clinics, the fastest growing weight loss chain ON THE PLANET.
He was a judge on America's Idlest Loser.
He’s also a family man, a devoted husband, and a friend to small furry animals everywhere.
He’s Brick Crapper, M.D.